#1
1# I hate the way you talk to me
2# I hate the way you cut your hair
3# I hate the way you drive my car
4# I hate it when you stare
5# I hate your big dumb combat boots
6# I hate the way you read my mind
7# I hate you so much it makes me sick (it even makes me rhyme)
8# I hate the way you're always right
9# I hate it when you lie
10# I hate it when you make me laugh
11# I hate that you make me bad at counting
#2
Things I hate: 

1. Lists 
2. Irony
3. Lists
4. Repetition
e. inconsistency
Quote by Diemon Dave
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