Poll: Have you ever unknowingly asked out a lesbian?
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View poll results: Have you ever unknowingly asked out a lesbian?
Yes
12 43%
No
6 21%
What's a lesbian?
10 36%
Voters: 28.
#3
Yes, I'm sure it's happened to someone.
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#4
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#9
Hell, I've unknowingly boned a lesbian.
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#10
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Hell, I've unknowingly boned a lesbian.
Doesn't count if she hadn't yet realized she is
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#13
I wonder if there's a fetish for the sex you're not attracted to.

Such as a lesbian who has a fetish for guys.
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#14
Could a gay guy have a fetish for lesbians?
That would bend my mind more than someone actually liking Journey.
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#16
I have. I knew she was a lesbian. But the asking out part was unknowingly.
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#17
Yea we were good as married in my mind

But married in my mind's no good :/
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#18
I knowingly asked a lesbian out in high school. She wasn't out of the closet yet but didn't want to go to the dance alone, and I had been planning on skipping because I can't dance so I was free, so I went as her "date."

We spent most of the night making jokes, dancing badly, and checking out the rest of the girls. It was a fun night.
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#20
I started hanging out with this one smoker chick in my philosophy class in college and she ended up being a total lady lover, she was so cute tho.
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#21
There was this girl in high school that I knew had a crush on me. I never acted on it and she turned lesbian a few months later.
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#22
You guys i literally have the worst luck, when i start chatting to girls in clubs and start showing them my personality, they literally ALL make this weird face and say 'sorry im a lesbian'... happens all the time, i didn't know that many of them existed, what terrible luck!
#23
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There was this girl in high school that I knew had a crush on me. I never acted on it and she turned lesbian a few months later.

Fixed for great justice.

Or maybe childishness.
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#26
Okay story time I had two awesome friends both girls. We were pretty chill till i started developing feelings for one. i asked her out and found out she was a lesbian which was unfortunate for me. but not only that but she was dating my other best friend. i was caught in  whirlpool of teenage angty emotions.
#27
No but I've also never met a lesbian that didn't go around telling the whole world she was a lesbian.  Dead fucking serious about that any lesbian i know made it a point to tell me they were within half an hour of meeting them. 
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#29
I saw her again today and received an uncomfortable smile. Smiles go for miles.

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#30
The only lesbian I knew wasn't a lesbian after a few pints.


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#31
ive been asked out by a lesbian
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#32
I asked a lesbian "What part of Lesbia are you from?"
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#34
wait wait wait

permission to act like a pedantic dick?
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#35
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I have a source that she's not really a lesbian. That's just what she told you.

lesbianist here
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#36
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No but I've also never met a lesbian that didn't go around telling the whole world she was a lesbian.  Dead fucking serious about that any lesbian i know made it a point to tell me they were within half an hour of meeting them. 

You know, if you met a lesbian and they didn't tell you, you wouldn't know it.

Unknown unknowns, little one.
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#38
I didn't even ask them out. I knew she claimed to be lesbian, but after I finished a public guitar jam session, she invited me to her house for the night and we smashed anyway.
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#40
This thread is right out of 2007 era Pit, I love it.
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