#1
Buncha optimists, all of you
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#2
My mom told me anything is possible so hard dicking a lesbo is in my realm of possibility
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#3
nope my gaydar is like a sick sense 
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#5
No but if I ever meet a lesbian I will be sure to ask them out for a laugh
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#6
Posted it in the other thread, but yeah. It was high school, she wasn't out of the closet other than with a handful of people so wasn't comfortable taking a girl to the dance, but she didn't want to go to the dance alone or bring a guy who wasn't aware she's not interested. I was planning on staying home because I can't dance, so I was free, and I was also one of the people she was out to, so we ended up going together.

Spent the night making dumb jokes, dancing badly, and going back and forth about which girls we thought were hot. It was a good time.
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#7
I prefer lesbian waifus because since they're not real, they can't refuse.
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#8
No because that would annoy me if someone that I had absolutely no attraction to asked me out so I can only imagine most lesbians being asked out by dudes would feel the same
#9
I hit on that same lesbian I boned at a later date.  She was "in a relationship" and by that I mean actually in a relationship with a chick.

I'd totally bone that other chick too...
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