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#1
define it


the act


it's harder than u think


was that heteronormative?
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#4
intent to cause or receive orgasm?
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#5
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intent to cause or receive orgasm?


me jerkin it isn't sex imo
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intent to cause or receive orgasm?


sounds like a police report

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#7
The definition probably has to include two or more participants and some kind of interaction with genitalia.
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#8
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me jerkin it isn't sex imo


with a more than one person involved of course (physically, not virtually over webcam or phone or some shit)

and I say that includes pretty much anything with another person these days as the alternatives are either making a long list of what activities count as sex with a bunch of intense debate or just saying only penises going into vaginas count which is plain sketchy.
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sounds like a police report
The best kind of police report.
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#11
when two mammals rub their genitals together

do i get a prize

no wait when 1 or more mammals stimulate their genitals using the other mammals body
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#13
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when two mammals rub their genitals together

do i get a prize

no wait when 1 or more mammals stimulate their genitals using the other mammals body


is a handjob sex?
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#14
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is a handjob sex?

is a footjob sex? is titty fucking sex?

imma say yes
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is a handjob sex?


hand sex.
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#17
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what about gay boys and girls though
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#19
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peni/fake peni in pooper/vagina/other hole


what about girls who only do hands and mouth stuff and boys who only do hand and mouth stuff

might as well just include everything someone can do to get you off
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when two mammals rub their genitals together

do i get a prize

no wait when 1 or more mammals stimulate their genitals using the other mammals body

Fish, birds, and reptiles can't have sex?
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#21
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Fish, birds, and reptiles can't have sex?

You gotta pin 'em down, I can tell you that much.
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Fish, birds, and reptiles can't have sex?

it's complicated 
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You gotta pin 'em down, I can tell you that much.

BRB, need to wash my hands after reading this post.
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#24
Male.
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#26
Does it take 2 people?
For example if someone put a dildo up their bum and strokes themselves off while alone that isn't sex?

Is romantic kissing sex?
Does sex have to involve genitalia?
#27
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sounds like a police report
Always make sure your one night stands do their paperwork
they're coming to take me away
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#28
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Always make sure your one night stands do their paperwork

What is it with your generation having sex with night stands?
#29
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Does it take 2 people?
For example if someone put a dildo up their bum and strokes themselves off while alone that isn't sex?
I don't think so. I think the term, as a word for an act, has a cooperative connotation.
Is romantic kissing sex?

If it is, then Disney movies are all porn.
Does sex have to involve genitalia?

I think so. Etymologically, if we're going to call it sex, I think sex organs have to be involved.
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#30
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I think so. Etymologically, if we're going to call it sex, I think sex organs have to be involved.
Which is why hay fever is the result of being allergic to plant sex.
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#31
Whether it's dogging in Soho or when me and my first girlfriend made love  or this sex that sex or the other sex with who or whatever sex; I don't think it's wise to kiss and tell.
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What is it with your generation having sex with night stands?

The increasing price of rent and booze means we end up staying in more, instead of going out to meet the town bike.
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Which is why hay fever is the result of being allergic to plant sex.

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#36
Sex: Any act involving two or more people, which by the manipulation of, by any means, of reproductive organs, results in an orgasm.
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#37
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Sex: Any act involving two or more people, which by the manipulation of, by any means, of reproductive organs, results in an orgasm.

Does this definition make a handjob sex?

if a girl gives someone a handy does that mean she's had sex?
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#38
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Does this definition make a handjob sex?

if a girl gives someone a handy does that mean she's had sex?

Yes. It is a definition that tries to cover every possibility of every sex act that can be done involving two or more people.

The biological definition of sex is essentially the transfer of gametes between males and females but that is too narrow of a definition.
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#40
Quote by StewieSwan
Well that sounds silly to me.

How broad did you want the definition to be? It is silly to give it such a broad definition that it covers everything, and its not even close to what I would consider a definition of sex to be.

Sex is generally the transfer of gametes from male to female that results in the combination of gametes. That is a biological definition as best I can remember it and its the definition of sex I consider to be most accurate. (Somewhat relevent wiki that aids in what I mean: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse)

However, that leaves out any type of sex act that does not involve transfer of gametes from male to female.
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