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#1
DUH
"ba doo doo ba doo doo ba doo daa"
- earth,wind, and fire
#2
Hecks is a dog dude
Who allegedly is a
Dog, dude. What's the prob?

wuddup
My God, it's full of stars!
#4
Quote by Dreadnought
Hecks is a dog dude
Who allegedly is a
Dog, dude. What's the prob?

wuddup


Dreadnought is a boat,
Moderators are Mountains,
Jimi Hendrix chop
.
#6
You're all my sweet ones
Precious through and through are you
You deserve a smooch
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#7
Quote by whywefight
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck


Why must we fight? Fuck.
I guess it adds spice to life,
Entertainment slaves
.
#8
Quote by snipelfritz
You're all my sweet ones
Precious through and through are you
You deserve a smooch


Precious snipelfritz,
Sweet talking baby diapers,
Shit is getting old
.
#10
Quote by Fat Lard
Precious snipelfritz,
Sweet talking baby diapers,
Shit is getting old

Fuck you fatty boy
Don't you go ninjerin' me
Annoying chubster
#11
Quote by Fat Lard
Precious snipelfritz,
Sweet talking baby diapers,
Shit is getting old

It's the CIA,
Nay, the NSA brainwaves
Whose control soon frays.

Quote by whoomit
Fuck you fatty boy
Don't you go ninjerin' me
Annoying chubster

I am lost, but now
I'm lost still; faceless in halls
On Russian airwaves
#12
Hey now, you're an all
star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#13
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy, but here's
my number so call

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#14
I get knocked down, but
I get up again. You are
never gonna keep

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#15
It's a dog eat dog world
Doggo does a trick
Moon moon flys
Over the moon
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#16
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
I get knocked down, but
I get up again. You are
never gonna keep

Somebody once told
Me the world was gonna roll
Me, I ain't the sharp
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#17
Screw this dumb format
Haikus are hard to compose
What's even the point
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#18
Stuff about nature
Maybe use "cherry blossom"
The perfect haiku
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#21
u god damn fat lard
u think ur cool with red gloves????????
my gloves r better
"ba doo doo ba doo doo ba doo daa"
- earth,wind, and fire
#22
You know what's interesting is that I saw hecks actually being serious in another subforum - I think it was Guitar Gear and Accessories - and it was really weird
#24
boop boop le poop bloop
fluffy chubberdoodle goop
cute puppy dot gif

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#25
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
chubberdoodle




#27
Write poems for scum?
I should certainly think not
You get no third line
#28
Lord of the chillness
A picture of peak fitness
is sadly called chaz
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#29
EpiExplorer
Always says 'You a poopsman'
He ain't no poopsmith
#30
Epi Explorer
His name fits the haiku thing
This can be helpful
My old signature was too long. Have a daisy.

#31
fuck you guys, for real
that's such a copout, lazy
buttholes, fucks sake man
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#32
In a thread that was all about poems
A man vowed that he would try to show 'm
But he did not know how to
write a fucking haiku
So he wrote a limerick but didn't even make the last sentence rhyme
#33
ultimate-slash, huh?
What is he good for? Nothing.
Just dust in the wind.
#34
none of you bellends
is using kireji ya
your haikus are wrong
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Youre officially uber shit now.

Quote by StewieSwan
3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

Quote by Bladez22
I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#35
Quote by K33nbl4d3
none of you bellends
is using kireji ya
your haikus are wrong


I think I had that
For dinner last night, it's like
Rice, egg, curry, fish?
#36
Quote by whoomit
I think I had that
For dinner last night, it's like
Rice, egg, curry, fish?
god fucking dammit
it's only 12 o'clock yo
you made me hungry
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Youre officially uber shit now.

Quote by StewieSwan
3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

Quote by Bladez22
I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#39
Quote by slapsymcdougal
He wrote a haiku
For the love of a waifu
But yearns for penis

 It cries for mercy
From constant strangulation
Thick tears of white bliss 
#40
who the hell are you
where the hell am I even
I dont even know
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
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