Poll: Whos the best friend
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View poll results: Whos the best friend
Chandler
8 33%
Monica
2 8%
Ross
1 4%
Rachel
0 0%
Phoebe
0 0%
Joey
6 25%
Gunther
1 4%
Marcel
1 4%
Janice
1 4%
Paul Rudd
0 0%
That short fat stripper guy from Phoebe's Bacherlorette party
4 17%
Voters: 24.
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#2
That show was pretty mediocre. I'm sure it was only occasionally funny because it'd be difficult to not make at least a few successful jokes in such a long run time.
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#3
Make a thread about Frasier.


It was a way better shitty 90s show.
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#4
Chandler is so funny and cool

the rest of the guys on that show are beta cucks
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#5
I'm going with Ross, because he seems like he'd at least be punctual.
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#7
Chandler is the kind of guy you can laugh at on TV, but you'd want to punch in the face if he was an actual friend for 10 years
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#8
Could the answer be any more obvious?
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#9
janice
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#10
Show sucks. That being said I've met the guy who plays Joey and he's a really chill dude.

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#11
I don't think there is a single instance where Joey isn't being solid bro.

all the others I'm sure have done some scummy things to their friends at one point or another.
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#12
Friends is a dumb show for dumb people.

That said, Hugsy is the best character.
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#13
I am the best friend ever
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#15
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I don't think there is a single instance where Joey isn't being solid bro.

all the others I'm sure have done some scummy things to their friends at one point or another.


The worst was when he got friendzoned by Rachel. Genuinely felt bad for him.


What the fuck did she see in Ross, what a cunt.
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#16
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The worst was when he got friendzoned by Rachel. Genuinely felt bad for him.


What the fuck did she see in Ross, what a cunt.

The fact that he was obviously incapable of cheating on her(they WERE ON A BREAK, damn it, and IIRC it was her idea), and frankly once the nice rack stopped being a novelty, most people probably would, because she was boring as fuck.
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#17
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The fact that he was obviously incapable of cheating on her(they WERE ON A BREAK, damn it, and IIRC it was her idea), and frankly once the nice rack stopped being a novelty, most people probably would, because she was boring as fuck.


Ross: Archetypal cuck.
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#18
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Ross: Archetypal cuck.

Yea, if Ross and Rachel ever made a porno, it would have him watching while some black guy nailed her. 
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#19
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Yea, if Ross and Rachel ever made a porno, it would have him watching while multiple black guys DP her



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#20
However, the best friend is obviously  Veronica Tetzlaff .

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#21
At one point it was Chuck and Trent but they don't talk anymore.


to the 1 person here that would get that reference.
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#22
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#24
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That show was pretty mediocre. I'm sure it was only occasionally funny because it'd be difficult to not make at least a few successful jokes in such a long run time.
the big bang theory is getting there
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#25
I have a group of high school friends that went to college together, got apartments together, and now all live with it a few blocks of one another. They all take turns dating each other and it's pretty sad. The show Friends just reminds me of that and I can't watch it.
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#26
The fat janitor guy.

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Apologies if I have caused any offence to any "superintendents" that may post here.
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#27
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I have a group of high school friends that went to college together, got apartments together, and now all live with it a few blocks of one another. They all take turns dating each other and it's pretty sad. The show Friends just reminds me of that and I can't watch it.


That sounds shit


It's not that shit right? They aren't that pathetic?
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#28
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The worst was when he got friendzoned by Rachel. Genuinely felt bad for him.


What the fuck did she see in Ross, what a cunt.


That pissed me off so much, and they didn't even at least bang. Only time a sitcom pissed me off as much is Robin and barney not living happily ever after in how i met you mother. Hate shit being built up to and you get some anticlimactic shit that ditches everything.


Also everyone knows it was monica>phoebe>any guest actress girlfriend >rachel
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#29
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the big bang theory is getting there


I binged the first 9 seasons on Netflix, it was amusing but again rarely laugh worthy. I never really watched it before because I was doing a physics degree and people occasionally called me their 'big bang friend' or some shit and it just annoyed me.

I kind of sympathise with Sheldon though, at least in his irritability with other humans.
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#30
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That sounds shit


It's not that shit right? They aren't that pathetic?

Have they somehow permanently reserved about half the seating space in a coffee shop with a lame pun for a name?
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#31
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It's not that shit right? They aren't that pathetic?

Depends on how hard you're rooting for them.
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#32
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I binged the first 9 seasons
I kind of sympathise with Sheldon though, at least in his irritability with other humans.


that's 9 seasons too many

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#33
A breakdown of the options here.
Chandler: Overall, a pretty solid friend, will tend to be there for you, albeit a little needy. However, he kissed a girl Joey was dating, so that wasn't great
Monica: Kind of annoying at times, but will cook for you and buy you porn
Ross: Much needier than Chandler, but always there for you. Might occasionally insist he could've had a career in the NBA
Rachel: Pretty spoiled, not incredibly considerate of how other people feel, lies quite a lot. Not necessarily there for you a lot
Phoebe: Pretty weird, but once said friendship is more important than anything else, so a good friend
Joey: Will buy you a golden bracelet that says "to my best bud". Whether that means he's a good or bad friend is a judgement call
Gunther: Probably an ok friend. Definitely in love with Rachel
Marcel: Generally pretty chill. Humps everything, though
Janice: Most annoying voice on earth, but will always be there (when you least want her)
Paul Rudd: Probably one of the best supporting characters in the entire series. Changed his name to Crap Bag, but also great at ping pong
That short fat stripper guy from Phoebe's Bacherlorette party: That was Danny Devito
#35
Ugly naked guy. Honesty is the foundation of any good friendship.
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#36
I think freinds is pretty meh. With the exception of the high rate of jennifer Anniston's nipple hard ons
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#40
The one who cooked people and made them into catfood, and the one who served it to Smelly Cat.
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