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In this thread we worship the one and only true god Bob Ross. Share your favorite videos, facts and paintings of his.
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#3
i have spent many years watching and listening to him but i am never painting. one day 
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#4
just binge watch this shit, really entertaining

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#5
How many people do you think he Gomer Pyle'd back in the day?
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#6
I've tried wet on wet oil painting before, it's fun.

Most people don't follow his instructions, because they can't go out and buy 75 dollars worth of oil paint, liquid white, brushes, paint thinger, and a pack of cheap canvases.

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How many people do you think he Gomer Pyle'd back in the day?

Well, he was Air Force, not Marines. So he probably had at least 20 more IQ points than Pyle.

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#11
One of the reasons I got inspired to start painting.
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I've watched so much Bob it's embarrassing, though. 
#14
I watched ~15 episodes around Christmas.

"... going to paint a warm winter scene today."
"... scene so cold you have to put a coat on to paint it."
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#16
I have spent many hours watching this man paint happy little trees!
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#18
As lovely a person as he was, the process of watching him paint is far more interesting than the painting itself.

The paintings themselves are pretty boring and uninspired.
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As lovely a person as he was, the process of watching him paint is far more interesting than the painting itself.

The paintings themselves are pretty boring and uninspired.

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The paintings themselves are pretty boring and uninspired.


YOU'RE PRETTY BORING AND UNINSPIRED


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#22
No-chill Master Sergeant Robert Ross: "Use this fucking two-inch brush.  I'm sure you know all about two inches."
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No-chill Master Sergeant Robert Ross: "Use this fucking two-inch brush.  I'm sure you know all about two inches."

"SIR, SO DOES YOUR WIFE, SIR!"
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#24
He said the round brush is his fav, he said its where happy little trees come from.
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#26
I envy all of you who watched it as a kid, thanks to the internet I can now and still feel like a kid
This is my favourite:  Joy of Washing the Brush
Music is the way.
#27
Anyone know what healthy alternative there is to thinner? I don't want to breathe tons of toxic fumes all day. Kinda sucks thinking that might have contributed to Ross's illness.
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Anyone know what healthy alternative there is to thinner? I don't want to breathe tons of toxic fumes all day. Kinda sucks thinking that might have contributed to Ross's illness.

Nothing is going to do the job quite like thinner, my suggestion is that you do not use it in an enclosed space, barring that a heavily vented space.

Consider the fact that Bob was exposed to thinners and other solvents from a very early age (carpentry), if you're just painting in a ventilated room or out of doors shouldn't be an issue.
#29
Fair enough, thanks. Soon spring will become clement enough for me to be able to open windows.
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Fair enough, thanks. Soon spring will become clement enough for me to be able to open windows.

You could also do water colors, or acrylics, even ink painting and avoid the harsh chemicals.

Water colors are highly underrated form.
#31
True, but I've always preferred oil paintings over other types.
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