Pocket Monkeys aka Finger Monkeys aka Tiny Lions aka Pygmy Marmosets

#1
There should be extensive effort to domesticate and breed these little fellas so that we can all carry at least five on our person everywhere we go. I'd never even heard of them until recently.






THEY'RE ALL BEAUTIFUL BABIES
#2
Breed, no.

Domesticate, yes.

How will we do this without causing the creation of pygmy marmoset mills? God only knows.
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#3
those are lovely, i want one
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#4
You guys probably think that these critters couldn't get any better right?

Wait 'til you find the chocolate raisins they leave in your pocket!
#5
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#6
Sweet babies
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#9
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You guys probably think that these critters couldn't get any better right?

Wait 'til you find the chocolate raisins they leave in your pocket!


it's like being an owner of a very small dog that just barks all day, shits on the floor, and can't even protect your home.

whats the point other than being "cute"
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#11
They could live in a dollhouse full of junglegym bars and branches, and you could make him tiny little hats and furniture CHOOOOO
#12
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#15
They are lovely little things, I want one
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#16
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it's like being an owner of a very small dog that just barks all day, shits on the floor, and can't even protect your home.

whats the point other than being "cute"

"What's the point?"

Some of us have FEELINGS and EMOTIONS and can connect with OTHER LIVING THINGS.

Have fun being alone for the rest of you life.

K lad?
#17
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"What's the point?"

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Have fun being alone for the rest of you life.

K lad?


tfw i am already one of those useless pet owners to begin with
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
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#19
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
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#21
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it's like being an owner of a very small dog that just barks all day, shits on the floor, and can't even protect your home.

whats the point other than being "cute"

so you can get likes on reddit
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#22
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so you can get likes on instagram


FTFY
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
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#23
Nah I'm not a 23 year old girl that dropped out of art school yo
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#25
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They could live in a dollhouse full of junglegym bars and branches, and you could make him tiny little hats and furniture CHOOOOO

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everything that you've come to expect


#27
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Fooled me.


That would be funnier if it made sense.
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