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#2
The video is not available in my region. How am I supposed to see this supposed bull wrecked anus now?
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
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#4
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Whoa it's already Sunday evening in Australia. What's the future like?


Pretty good, everyone's excellent to each other.
#6
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Whoa it's already Sunday evening in Australia. What's the future like?

Sunny, humid, with a 100% chance I'll sink at least one tinnie
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#7
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Sunny, humid, with a 100% chance I'll sink at least one tinnie

What are the chances of shrimps on the barbie?
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#9
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No one does this

I actually do....but I'm a normal person and call them prawns
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#10
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No one does this

Next thing, you'll be telling me only tourists buy hats with corks on strings around the brim.
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#13
I have only just realised that's actually a link in OP
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#14
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i_lovemetallica
You are literally the first real (probably) person I have ever known to do this

Do it with some garlic and butter and cook it in your steak's juices while the steak rests
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#16
Oh right, that's the only time I've ever chucked a prawn on the barbie.

Fair suck of the sauce bottle tho m8
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#17
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i_lovemetallica
That's a surf and turf/beef and reef, I don't count that

What about teef and queef, when you barbecue a Lovecraftian horror?
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#18
teef and queef sounds like a deviant sex act
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#20
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teef and queef sounds like a deviant sex act

Now that you mention it, it is a bit 'weird German cannibalism fetish'-y.
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#21
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teef and queef sounds like a deviant sex act


They call it 'Biting the air in DAHN UNDAH', rite?
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#23
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I actually do....but I'm a normal person and call them prawns
those are different things though you silly fucker
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#24
Anal sex: It's not for pussies
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#25
aww yeah nah mate just going out to wrestle a croc mate
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#27
The4thHorsemen
yes really it's like rooks ravens and crows some of them are called one thing and some the other even though there isn't a consistent distinction
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#28
 
K33nbl4d3

Yea, I actually didn't know what the deal was til just now when I looked it up. I'm a dumb american so they're all shrimp to me.

damnit, tying to make it a reply after the fact doesn't work to well.
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#30
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Ravens often travel in pairs, while crows are seen in larger groups. ... A crow's tail is shaped like a fan, while the raven's tail appears wedge-shaped. Another clue is to listen closely to the birds' calls. Crows give a cawing sound, but ravens produce a lower croaking sound.

They are different, corvidae are fascinating critters.
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Ravens often travel in pairs, while crows are seen in larger groups. ... A crow's tail is shaped like a fan, while the raven's tail appears wedge-shaped. Another clue is to listen closely to the birds' calls. Crows give a cawing sound, but ravens produce a lower croaking sound.
That may well apply nicely where you live, because in any given area there tend not to be that many different species of corvus (and probably one or two will be vastly more common than any others there), but across all the species called crows and all the ones called ravens (I was wrong about rooks - they're one specific species) there is no such consistency.

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This is correct.
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#32
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I actually do....but I'm a normal person and call them prawns
I thought prawn was what retarded people call porn.
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#33
Wolfinator-x
nah you're thinking of what women call my dick but i can understand the confusion
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#35
I think we should pause here and reflect for a moment, a bull horn up the arse....

A moment of silence please.
#37
Meh, if you jab s few spears into a bull and taunt him with a red cape or whatever it is they use you are just asking for it. The bull is likely going to want to jam a horn up yer ass, who could blame them, the bull won this time but was surely put to death anyway it is a lose/lose situation for the bull at least he got to violently sodomize the bullfighter prior to his death.
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#38
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Meh, if you jab s few spears into a bull and taunt him with a red cape or whatever it is they use you are just asking for it. The bull is likely going to want to jam a horn up yer ass, who could blame them, the bull won this time but was surely put to death anyway it is a lose/lose situation for the bull at least he got to violently sodomize the bullfighter prior to his death.

Not really.

I mean, the bull doesn't have fingers, and needed to get the guy used to it first.
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#40
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Not really.

I mean, the bull doesn't have fingers, and needed to get the guy used to it first.


Well along with the lack of fingers to get the guy warmed up I doubt the bull had a tube of KY either.
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