#1
I ran across this by chance and had to give Google some props.

https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=askew&*&spf=387
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#2
LOL my head was a bit tilted first so I wondered what's so interesting
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#4
It says right there that google is not affiliated tho
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#6
I swear I post this every time

http://therevolvinginternet.com/

headphones encouraged.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
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Even better I wonder how many they actually have.
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
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#10
wtf

mindblown lol
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#11
Kinda have the feeling most of the people that have never heard of this are over 30.


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#13
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Kinda have the feeling most of the people that have never heard of this are over 30.




Could be, a lot people over 30 don't tend spend half of their waking hours online.
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

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#14
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Could be, a lot people over 30 don't tend spend half of their waking hours online.


Somehow I doubt that


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#15
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Somehow I doubt that




Ok people over 40
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

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#16
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Ok people over 40


Only cause they cant find the netscape button anymore.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#17
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Only cause they cant find the netscape button anymore.


netwhat?

Is that on Myspace?
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
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Last edited by Evilnine at Mar 29, 2017,
#18
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netwhat?


Former web browser of the elderly



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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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#19
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Former web browser of the elderly





Is Myspace on there?
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

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#20
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Is Myspace on there?


Myspace wasn't a thing in the mid 90s sadly.


You could probably search on Dogpile for somebody's blog though
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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#21
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Kinda have the feeling most of the people that have never heard of this are over 30.



Wrong.
It's not age it's exposure.
#22
The best part is when old people miss the joke and buzz kill.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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#23
Member when Gmail was invite only?
Did you know Google search is only 19 years old.
#24
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Member when Gmail was invite only?
Did you know Google search is only 19 years old.



Remember Gmailswap?
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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#25
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Myspace wasn't a thing in the mid 90s sadly.


You could probably search on Dogpile for somebody's blog though



I 'm good I never used myspace.

I didn't have internet in the mid 90's my first foray onto the internet was through a used webtv console that I bought from a girl I worked with around 1999 or so.

LOL webtv
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

Last edited by Evilnine at Mar 29, 2017,
#26
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I 'm good I never used myspace.

I didn't have internet in the mid 90's my first foray onto the internet was through a used webtv console that I bought from a girl I worked with around 1999 or so.

LOL webtv


Ah webtv


That reminded me of tv tuning cards
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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#27
My first experience with the Internet was through a Gateway 200mhz desktop with 56k dialup, I was working as a chef at the time and hated it so that was a birthday gift from the folks.
6 months later I worked for an ISP doing "biztech" support, 1 year later I worked for Intel doing server support making more money than I had ever made before, kind of mind blowing really.

First experience with online gaming, Quake.
First experience with online dating was a local IRC channel, quantity went up, quality went down.
First truly bad experience online was throwing away the USB stick that had a bunch of Bitcoin on it back when you could actually use a PC to mine BC.
#29
this PROVES the earth is flat
"ba doo doo ba doo doo ba doo daa"
- earth,wind, and fire