#1
Please answer as honestly or as sexfully as possible. The latter if you can't manage the former.

#3
I havent caused a divorce but I have ruined a persons long term relationship
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#4
I think I contributed mightily to a friend's divorce. My friend has a fantastic sense of humor. His ex-wife didn't. I think, frankly, he married her because she was the first woman he ever laid. Anyway, I showed her courtesy because she was his wife, even though I didn't particularly like her. One day I cracked a joke at her, playing around, and she just bit my head off. Her husband, my buddy, witnessed the exchange. It hurt their relationship a great deal and I believe it contributed to their divorce. I think he just asked himself (we never spoke about it) what he was doing with a woman that had no sense of humor when humor was such a big part of his life. 

I've never screwed around with a friend's wife, but I should have when I was in the Army. There was a guy whose wife I was intensely attracted to, and she liked me a lot, but I never pursued her because she was married. Found out later he was cheating on her the whole time. 
#6
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I think I contributed mightily to a friend's divorce. My friend has a fantastic sense of humor. His ex-wife didn't. I think, frankly, he married her because she was the first woman he ever laid. Anyway, I showed her courtesy because she was his wife, even though I didn't particularly like her. One day I cracked a joke at her, playing around, and she just bit my head off. Her husband, my buddy, witnessed the exchange. It hurt their relationship a great deal and I believe it contributed to their divorce. I think he just asked himself (we never spoke about it) what he was doing with a woman that had no sense of humor when humor was such a big part of his life. 

I've never screwed around with a friend's wife, but I should have when I was in the Army. There was a guy whose wife I was intensely attracted to, and she liked me a lot, but I never pursued her because she was married. Found out later he was cheating on her the whole time. 

Cheating seems so rampant in the military, especially in first-termers...
#8
My middle name is divorce
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#9
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Yeah my ex-wife amirite fellas ha ha

I thought you were 14?

I inadvertantly broke up a buddy and his fling. We got really drunk and she hung out with me the whole night. No sex or nothing. We just talked the whole time and she ignored him the whole night. Two days later he came to me and said they broke up. Shit happens. 
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#12
Once had a 3 some with a buddies' wife and her friend.. Felt pretty bad about it after but how do you say no when you've got 2 chicks in ur bed? Anyways they ended up getting divorced a few months after and she was already dating another guy by that point.. So I figure the divorce would have happened anyways. He never found out, she's gone, we're still buds.
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Felt pretty bad about it after but how do you say no when you've got 2 chicks in ur bed?


You open your mouth and say no?

Is it really that difficult to not be an asshole?
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#16
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You open your mouth and say no?

Is it really that difficult to not be an asshole?


Yeah but 2 chicks.. there were TWO of them, that's like twice the normal amount, TWICE the fun
#17
Don't consider myself the cause but I did sleep with someone who subsequently got divorced
#18
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Yeah but 2 chicks.. there were TWO of them, that's like twice the normal amount, TWICE the fun

I'd still only have one dick.
#20
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Yeah but 2 chicks.. there were TWO of them, that's like twice the normal amount, TWICE the fun

the only time vic can comprehend the number two being associated with women is when you're speaking in terms of how many dimensions they have

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#21
No my wife is still tolerating me for now.
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#22
Well barring the dissolution of my own marriage last year (great fun) not really!
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