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Voters: 16.
#1
I've only had about 18 hours worth of chew-free meals and I'm already getting bored of it.

Tell me about your greatest experiences involving chewing!
#2
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And everything must pass
#6
What kind of food doesn't require chewing? Mash potatoes? In that case, yes I love chewing, because I don't want to eat soup and oatmeal for the rest of my life.

anyways, this is the new chewing gum thread

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#7
The best thing to chew is chewits that are slightly soft (but only slightly)
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#8
I switched from being vegan with lots of soft veg and carbs to shovel down my mouth, to meat eating with lots of chewing and bones and fat to watch out for. When I finally got around to trying steak I was in hell and heaven both at once.

it's easier now but I still find chewing really tedious sometimes. sometimes I find it enjoyable in a decadent flesh consuming carnist asshole way, with getting a big slab of red meat ripping it apart and taking ages chewing out the lingering bits of soul from the flesh while juices smear all over my face and hands and clothes.
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#9
I'm like in the middle. Chewing is fun and I chew a lot but if its overcooked, rubbery meat then my jaw gets tired AF and its no longer fun.
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#10
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The best thing to chew is chewits that are slightly soft (but only slightly)


I don't mind very light candy chewing but hate the ones that have you gnashing for like 30+ seconds to get it all taken apart. not keen on most haribos because of that
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#11
Quote by theguitarist
I switched from being vegan with lots of soft veg and carbs to shovel down my mouth, to meat eating with lots of chewing and bones and fat to watch out for. When I finally got around to trying steak I was in hell and heaven both at once.

it's easier now but I still find chewing really tedious sometimes. sometimes I find it enjoyable in a decadent flesh consuming carnist asshole way, with getting a big slab of red meat ripping it apart and taking ages chewing out the lingering bits of soul from the flesh while juices smear all over my face and hands and clothes.

Sounds like whoever cooked the steak needs a lesson in cooking steak
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#12
Quote by ultimate-slash
I've only had about 18 hours worth of chew-free meals and I'm already getting bored of it.

Tell me about your greatest experiences involving chewing!
when you slam the front input of an ac30 it gets kinda chewy and ohmygosh it is something else
#13
Quote by ultimate-slash
I've only had about 18 hours worth of chew-free meals and I'm already getting bored of it.

Tell me about your greatest experiences involving chewing!


Make sure to get your daily intake of fiber dude


But I've been doing the 16:8 intermittent fasting for some time now and it's pretty legit
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#14
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But I've been doing the 16:8 intermittent fasting for some time now and it's pretty legit

Sounds like a great way to slow your metabolism to a crawl.
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#15
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Sounds like a great way to slow your metabolism to a crawl.


It makes utilizing your body's fat stores for energy more easy. It also has benefits like cell apoptosis and makes your blood sugar levels awesome. My blood work is already pretty good, but it makes getting healthy easy.

It also boosts natural T levels up to 2,000% IIRC. Check it out
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#16
I'm only eating chew-free food for one or two days on account of me missing two teeth.

Back on chewy stuff as soon as possible. My normal diet is like 50% sandwiches (slightly exaggerating for comedic purposes), so this is awful for me.
#17
I like mints better cuz you don't have to go through the trouble of throwing it away once the flavor's gone
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#18
Quote by theguitarist
I switched from being vegan with lots of soft veg and carbs to shovel down my mouth, to meat eating with lots of chewing and bones and fat to watch out for. When I finally got around to trying steak I was in hell and heaven both at once.

it's easier now but I still find chewing really tedious sometimes. sometimes I find it enjoyable in a decadent flesh consuming carnist asshole way, with getting a big slab of red meat ripping it apart and taking ages chewing out the lingering bits of soul from the flesh while juices smear all over my face and hands and clothes.

Hell yeah. That's one of the best parts of eating ribs or wings.
#19
Quote by JackSaints
The best thing to chew is chewits that are slightly soft (but only slightly)

One reason why candycorn is my favorite candy.
#21
Quote by k.lainad
What kind of food doesn't require chewing? Mash potatoes? In that case, yes I love chewing, because I don't want to eat soup and oatmeal for the rest of my life.

anyways, this is the new chewing gum thread


the flavour of 5 gum does not move me like juicy fruit, ergo, it is shit
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#23
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the flavour of 5 gum does not move me like juicy fruit, ergo, it is shit


LOL the OG juicy fruit flavor doesn't even last a minute. It's made for children, like bubble tape. I prefer minty gum. This is good tho


Probably the best fruity gum

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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#24
Quote by theguitarist
I don't mind very light candy chewing but hate the ones that have you gnashing for like 30+ seconds to get it all taken apart. not keen on most haribos because of that

You must fucking hate these then

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#25
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You must fucking hate these then



absolutely

but I like the tastes so I often forget about the chewing after a while, buy them and get pissed off after the first few again.
O.K.

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~ Bill Watterson


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