#3
Quote by ElMaco
just a prank bro


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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


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#4
My mom is obsessed with Splenda (sugar substitute/sweetener, for those who don't know) and I had a dream that I replaced all her Splenda with Equal (superior substitute hands down) and I asked her how she liked it and proceeded to tell me how great it was and then I woke up and wanted to do it but then I remembered its impossible to swap the packets.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#6
Victory2134

Not just Splenda but sweeteners in general. No concrete evidence of it so far, I don't think. But I certainly wouldn't doubt it.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
Just a wank bro
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this is your brain

this is your brain on RT

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Given that you reside in the shade of the natural light of reason, I will defer doing your homework to you.
#10
thats a hard ass riff tho if google gnome brings the riffs im cool with him 
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#11
People who support April Fool's day should die of AIDS.
RIP Matt Lauer


Because i'd rather pretend you're dead than acknowledge your existence.
#12
Quote by WaterGod
People who support April Fool's day should die of AIDS.

Bro... you wanna Take it down 20%
#13
Primus2112
I have a Google home and I got that in my mail, for a second I thought it was real until the guy asked what the weather was while he standing outside.
#14
Quote by WaterGod
People who support April Fool's day should die of AIDS.
one doesn't generally die of aids but a secondary infection.
#15
Is it funny or ironic if the people making it know they're enabling it
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#17
Quote by Will Lane
on my church band planning software i made a plan for april 1st and pretty much everyone took it seriously


Couldn't think of a lamer prank if I tried
My God, it's full of stars!
#21
Quote by WaterGod
People who support April Fool's day should die of AIDS.

Yeah yeah we know you hate fun
#22
I broke up with my ex-girl. Here's her number. April Fools! That's the wrong number!
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#23
Harry Arter's penalty this evening was a great April Fools joke. 
I have nothing important to say
#24
Anybody know where to get a replacement pudding-trimmer for a stewart-warner phonograph? No kidding, its part no. 17 on the schematic.
Last edited by geo-rage at Apr 1, 2017,
#25
Quote by geo-rage
Anybody know where ro get a replacement pudding-trimmer for a stewart-warner phonograph?

#26
Quote by theogonia777
I broke up with my ex-girl. Here's her number. April Fools! That's the wrong number!
To every problem, there is a solution.

The one in this circumstance is called "fuck it, I'm making it happen anyway".
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Starbomb, Tears for Fears


Would a mermaid-human hybrid look like a mermaid, or a human?
Last edited by Wolfinator-x at Apr 1, 2017,
#27
fool me once shame on you fool me you can't get fooled again
#29
Quote by Wolfinator-x
To every problem, there is a solution.

The one in this circumstance is called "fuck it, I'm making it happen anyway".


First of all, I'm not your friend so stop looking at me.
Second, I'm not a rapper so stop rapping at me.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#32
Quote by theogonia777
I broke up with my ex-girl. Here's her number. April Fools! That's the wrong number!





edit: IM GONNA GET THAT SZECHUAN TERIYAKI DIPPING SAUCE MORTY

EVEN IF IT TAKES 9 SEASONS
THATS MY SERIES ARC MORTY

JUST 9 SEASONS TIL I GET THAT SZECHUAN MULAN MCNUGGET SAUCE

FOR 97 MORE YEARS MORTY
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
Last edited by Primus2112 at Apr 1, 2017,
#33
Pickle Rick tho

Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line