#3
Quote by ElMaco
just a prank bro


Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#4
My mom is obsessed with Splenda (sugar substitute/sweetener, for those who don't know) and I had a dream that I replaced all her Splenda with Equal (superior substitute hands down) and I asked her how she liked it and proceeded to tell me how great it was and then I woke up and wanted to do it but then I remembered its impossible to swap the packets.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#6
Victory2134

Not just Splenda but sweeteners in general. No concrete evidence of it so far, I don't think. But I certainly wouldn't doubt it.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
Just a wank bro
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this is your brain

this is your brain on RT

Quote by Standard_A440
Given that you reside in the shade of the natural light of reason, I will defer doing your homework to you.
#10
thats a hard ass riff tho if google gnome brings the riffs im cool with him 
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#12
Quote by WaterGod
People who support April Fool's day should die of AIDS.

Bro... you wanna Take it down 20%
#13
Primus2112
I have a Google home and I got that in my mail, for a second I thought it was real until the guy asked what the weather was while he standing outside.
#14
Quote by WaterGod
People who support April Fool's day should die of AIDS.
one doesn't generally die of aids but a secondary infection.
#15
Is it funny or ironic if the people making it know they're enabling it
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#17
Quote by Will Lane
on my church band planning software i made a plan for april 1st and pretty much everyone took it seriously


Couldn't think of a lamer prank if I tried
My God, it's full of stars!
#21
Quote by WaterGod
People who support April Fool's day should die of AIDS.

Yeah yeah we know you hate fun
#22
I broke up with my ex-girl. Here's her number. April Fools! That's the wrong number!
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#23
Harry Arter's penalty this evening was a great April Fools joke. 
I have nothing important to say
#24
Anybody know where to get a replacement pudding-trimmer for a stewart-warner phonograph? No kidding, its part no. 17 on the schematic.
Last edited by geo-rage at Apr 1, 2017,
#25
Quote by geo-rage
Anybody know where ro get a replacement pudding-trimmer for a stewart-warner phonograph?

#26
Quote by theogonia777
I broke up with my ex-girl. Here's her number. April Fools! That's the wrong number!
To every problem, there is a solution.

The one in this circumstance is called "fuck it, I'm making it happen anyway".
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
Last edited by Wolfinator-x at Apr 1, 2017,
#27
fool me once shame on you fool me you can't get fooled again
#29
Quote by Wolfinator-x
To every problem, there is a solution.

The one in this circumstance is called "fuck it, I'm making it happen anyway".


First of all, I'm not your friend so stop looking at me.
Second, I'm not a rapper so stop rapping at me.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#32
Quote by theogonia777
I broke up with my ex-girl. Here's her number. April Fools! That's the wrong number!





edit: IM GONNA GET THAT SZECHUAN TERIYAKI DIPPING SAUCE MORTY

EVEN IF IT TAKES 9 SEASONS
THATS MY SERIES ARC MORTY

JUST 9 SEASONS TIL I GET THAT SZECHUAN MULAN MCNUGGET SAUCE

FOR 97 MORE YEARS MORTY
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
Last edited by Primus2112 at Apr 1, 2017,
#33
Pickle Rick tho

Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line