Poll: your dick
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View poll results: your dick
made of wood
4 44%
big
6 67%
small
2 22%
i dont have a dick
2 22%
is a great spot for big parties
5 56%
is water damaged
3 33%
Voters: 9.
#1
"My friend, his dick. It's really big. I want to have a dick when I get a new house"

"Jiangyan, it's pronounced deck"

"Oooooh. What is 'dick' means?"





That exchange just made my day. It's even funnier considering she's a devout christian who won't swear or say anything bad about anyone. 


ever hear any funny mispronunciations from foreigners? 


inb4 that "dick seal" commercial
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#3
o()o

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#5
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


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