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#2
I once knew a stormtrooper

they're a terrible aim
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#3
I used to run away from school.

Sometimes I wonder if I should disappear.
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#4
Yeah there was this guy who just disappeared and later we found out he apparently got hit by a train
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#5
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Yeah there was this guy who just disappeared and later we found out he apparently got hit by a train


that was the hentai guy right?
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#7
Yeah I think his name was hentai or something like that
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My sister vanished for a week and it turned out she was just at some dudes house doing heroin

I think they're dating now

Happy ending
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#9
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Yeah my dad's friend went missing after his wife killed herself. His remains were found a couple of years later.
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#10
I did, when I was a teenager. They tracked down which friend I was staying with after a few days.
#12
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Having phoned my mum asking if she'd adopt his children (she said no), he dropped them off at the childminder then went missing for 2 years. Was found at the bottom of a cliff on the Isle of Wight. 
meh 4/10 had dramatic potential but squandered it for bland realism
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#14
The strange thing about going missing is like it's all about perspective. Like you go missing and people think you're missing but like you are where you were all along and to you you were like never even missing?
#15
I've been missing for my whole life

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#16
I think Mario's been missing for quite some time now too
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#18
Banjocal 
I would miss you.

An acquaintance of mine "went missing" but he had just fallen asleep at the wheel on one of those 2 lane highways through Washington and they eventually found the wreck.
#19
Someone I used to know went missing. Turned back up later & was fine, just ran away from home or something. I don't know the details, as this was well after high school, so I hadn't seen them in like 4 years anyway.
#20
ahh fuck i went missing for 31 years
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#21
how can you go missing if nobody knows you're there

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ahh fuck i went missing for 31 years

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#23
I can think of some people I wish would go missing. 

I was kinda cut deep one time when I purposely went missing and nobody had a clue.
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#24
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I once knew a stormtrooper

they're a terrible aim

That's a myth. Obi-wan told Luke that the blast points against the Jawas was too precise for Sand People. Only Stormtroopers were that accurate. Leia pointed out that the only reason why they escaped from the Death Star was that Vader wanted them to escape so he could track them. So, those Stormtroopers who seemed like they couldn't hit the broad side of a barn were DELIBERATELY missing because they were under orders. 
#27
glad i never had to deal with an actual missing person.
but I also feel like people who delete their social media accounts are the ones who really disappear from our lives.
like there is no way to reach them unless you have their phone number, it's like they don't exist anymore.
I had a couple of friends from highschool go completely off the grid after we graduated
even though they still live in the same city as me, just no way to contact them
unless I actually "look them up" and find their new home address, but how creeper is that lol
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I knew this princess, but she was always in another castle.


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#30
I was gone for 6 months once. Honestly, I had no clue where I'd run off to.
#31
Not all those who wander are lost..... (or missing)

Disappeared off grid over various times of my life for a number of reasons - no one ever got too concerned that I was gone, I think they just expected not to hear from me for a while. Would always turn up at some point or send a message out to put peoples mind at ease eventually. Maybe it sounds cruel to my family, but they really understood that I wasn't going to check in with them regularly. 
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Banjocal 
I would miss you.

An acquaintance of mine "went missing" but he had just fallen asleep at the wheel on one of those 2 lane highways through Washington and they eventually found the wreck.
:3

Looking back on that post I must have been in a serious edge-mood (or I had been drinking) to write something like that

I'm often surprised by things like that. There's an image of man as the ultimate controller of terrain, so finding out about stuff that happened years ago that was left unfound is often disquieting for me.

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I'll put this in my artist statement
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#36
I haven't but quite recently there have been a set of women being kidnapped allegedly for human trafficking purposes where I live.
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Quote by korinaflyingv
Having phoned my mum asking if she'd adopt his children (she said no), he dropped them off at the childminder then went missing for 2 years. Was found at the bottom of a cliff on the Isle of Wight. 


That's really sad.

I don't know anyone who has gone missing for an extended period of time, and I hope it never happens. I know a few people by extension who have gone missing for a few days and their friends were beside themselves with worry.

One of my friends went missing on a night out but it turns out he wandered off and fell asleep on a bench for a few hours. It was kind of worrying when we didn't know where he went, but we look back on it and laugh.
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Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#38
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I haven't but quite recently there have been a set of women being kidnapped allegedly for human trafficking purposes where I live.

Coincidence?

I think not.
#39
My best friend went missing for 3 weeks until I managed to track her down
I had no-one else in the world and was basically non-functional before it happened, when I lost her I sort of stopped living in a way
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#40
Back in my younger years I'd pack up and take off for parts unknown without telling anyone,  
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