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Signed up at the tender age of 15 in 2002. Ah, the memories. When did the post count get reset/removed? (Or at least mine did. Years of inactivity?)
Last edited by wood162001 at Apr 13, 2017,
#4
Yeah but I'm the longest
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#5
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Dreadnought Your join date wrong? I was here in January 2002 .

whoosh
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#7
Quote by wood162001
Signed up at the tender age of 15 in 2002. Ah, the memories. When did the post count get reset/removed? (Or at least mine did. Years of inactivity?)

Join date is meaningless.  Considering your blurb under your username, I'm willing to bet so are many things about you.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#8
who cares about join date when it's all about that shit post count nomsayin
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#9
Quote by wood162001
Damn, that did slip by me . The same classy UG I remember.

it's slippery alright 
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#10
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Join date is meaningless.  Considering your blurb under your username, I'm willing to bet so are many things about you.

 I've been called worse by better. Weak.
 
#11
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Join date is meaningless.  Considering your blurb under your username, I'm willing to bet so are many things about you.

Yeah, like he probably enjoys Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

And that he doesn't expect a clearly set up penis joke.
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#12
Quote by wood162001
 I've been called worse by better. Weak.
 

#SoStrong
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#13
I'm a grow-er not a show-er ok?
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Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#14
Show-er?  I hardly know-er!!!

(sorry, but I'm not sorry)
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#15
poop
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


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#16
You're all lame as fuck and will be swept away by the tidal waves of inequity and nuclear war.


7/10 overall.
#17
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You're all lame as fuck and will be swept away by the tidal waves of inequity and nuclear war.


7/10 overall.

#18
I'll happily accept your nomination as me, longest member, thank you.
#20
I'm fairly average, so I highly doubt its the longest member.
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#22
i have the longest member on this site

edit: dont care if this was already posted ten times. Im not joking
#23
I guess it's time to confess. When I was but a wee lad of 19 I got drunk with a group of college buddies. They were sick of hearing me brag about how tough I was and told me to prove it. I was game and said "alright, what's the challenge?". The asshole among my friends, Terry, replied " we're going to Mohawk Zoo. You'll find out there". So, we drove to the zoo. There were no guards or anything, and we just climbed over the front gate to get in. The guys led me to the rhinocerous enclosure. Terry spoke up "we dare you to bang that rhinoceros". I said "you can't be serious". He nodded "yes". I sighed, thought about Sheena Easton for about 5 seconds (that's all it took back then), and moved toward the fence. 

I stepped in the enclosure and crept up, drunkenly, on the sleeping rhino. She was laying on her belly. Like a cat. Anyway, long story short, the next day the headline for Tulsa World stated "Rhinoceros dies from internal injuries". True story. 
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#24
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I'm the longest

If you brag about it, we all know its untrue  
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#26
check out this chump with 7 posts under his belt claiming to be the "longest member"

well you got the 'member' bit right, at least
#27
Ever since I started these hip swings and nose dives I've gained a couple more inches. #science 
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#28
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If you brag about it, we all know its untrue  


Prove it
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#30
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Prove it

Just look at your profile pic... we all know how hard you are trying  
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#31
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Just look at your profile pic... we all know how hard you are trying  


Wait till you see my 18" lifted dualie pickup truck


Jk I don't have one of those
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#32
Ya'll know that I'm the longest member on the site. They don't call me Horsedick.MPEG for no reason.
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#33
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Ya'll know that I'm the longest member on the site. They don't call me Horsedick.MPEG for no reason.

When you gonna change to Hosedick.MP4 ?
The content of this signature is pretty much irrelevant
#34
wood162001 I signed up in 2001 but I changed e-mails and then changed the username etc... UG back then was awesome......  I miss this site so much... There was collaboration in music, we did some UG music back then.... It was awesome, you could upload your shit for people to listen... I logged in out of nostalgia, I wish they could bring the mp3's back
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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#35
Quote by sam b
check out this chump with 7 posts under his belt claiming to be the "longest member"

well you got the 'member' bit right, at least

What part of "When did the post count get reset/removed? Or at least mine did. Years of inactivity?" did you not understand? 
#36
Quote by wood162001
What part of "When did the post count get reset/removed? Or at least mine did. Years of inactivity?" did you not understand? 

All of it, apart from the word "the"

Post count hasnt been reset or removed, it's on profiles
#37
Quote by Necrolust
wood162001 I signed up in 2001 but I changed e-mails and then changed the username etc... UG back then was awesome......  I miss this site so much... There was collaboration in music, we did some UG music back then.... It was awesome, you could upload your shit for people to listen... I logged in out of nostalgia, I wish they could bring the mp3's back


hey its blodes alt
#38
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hey its blodes alt

tried to use ... instead of . . .

nice try blode
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#39
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hey its blodes alt

Everyone here is Blode's alt apart from you
#40
Quote by Necrolust
wood162001 I signed up in 2001 but I changed e-mails and then changed the username etc... UG back then was awesome......  I miss this site so much... There was collaboration in music, we did some UG music back then.... It was awesome, you could upload your shit for people to listen... I logged in out of nostalgia, I wish they could bring the mp3's back


Bunch of old names popping up recently
My God, it's full of stars!
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