Poll: what are you procrastinating from?
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View poll results: what are you procrastinating from?
doing university/school work
21 47%
doing my job
7 16%
talking to my parents
0 0%
life
9 20%
socialising
1 2%
doing another line of ketamine- i am too tranquillised.
7 16%
Voters: 45.
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#2
Learning Javascript.
I'm stuck on a problem and I have this sinking feeling that it's all for nothing and that it won't actually help me find a job.
I'll figure it out eventually but it gets frustrating every now and then.
#3
Quote by sashki
Learning Javascript.
I'm stuck on a problem and I have this sinking feeling that it's all for nothing and that it won't actually help me find a job.
I'll figure it out eventually but it gets frustrating every now and then.

Javascript on it's own probably won't help finding a job. Better to pair it with PHP.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#4
Uni/work. But I just got some done so it's all
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#5
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Javascript on it's own probably won't help finding a job. Better to pair it with PHP.

Javascript is one piece of the puzzle. I've also done a bit of HTML and CSS, and I'll be following it up with PHP and SQL.
I know two people who are taught themselves how to code and found full time jobs in less than a year, and one of them is shilling this online course pretty hard so I gave it a go. I'm still very new to this but at least it'll pad out my CV some more.
#6
Hah, that's easy, writing my thesis draft.

Everytime I go to do it I write a couple sentences and then realise, 'this is an engineering problem not really a research topic', and then I get frustrated and go back to searching the internet.
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Quote by Standard_A440
Given that you reside in the shade of the natural light of reason, I will defer doing your homework to you.
#7
life
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#8
nothing tbf

i will tomorrow tho cos i was gonna go town and get running gear and i almost definitely won't
but i also need to return these shitty £25 bike lights that don't even work
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#10
Believe it or not, due to both voluntary and involuntary choices, sleeping. Haven't rested enough in the past few days.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#11
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Believe it or not, due to both voluntary and involuntary choices, sleeping. Haven't rested enough in the past few days.

me either, sleeping is hard. i either sleep too little or sleep too much. either way i wake up every day looking like a deprived lemur monkey.
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#12
Translating 20 pages of horseshit Gonna play Call of Duty until some part of me snaps out of it.
#14
absolutely nothing at this moment, i just finished the last midterm on friday


i have absolutely nothing i have to do at this moment in time and it feels fucking great


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da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#15
Quote by chrismendiola
I'm supposed to do cardio, but my legs are really sore.

One of life's grandest dilemmas
My God, it's full of stars!
#17
Paying my road tax.

I've got till the end of the month to submit it.
Quote by TheSennaj
And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#20
Quote by Spinnerweb
I'm going to fail this neuroanatomy test because I'm too lovesick.

The brain is inside the headbone.

Thank me for helping you ace the test later.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#22
Studying organic chemistry
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#23
Everything. I'm on a "slow burn", drinking beer at a leisurely manner while, literally doing nothing. When I feel like it I go to the living room, play some video games (right now: Xcom2). Probably will take a nap a beer or two from now. 
#24
Homework!! I would say working out but I have strep throat so that doesn't really count
#25
Quote by TobusRex
Everything. I'm on a "slow burn", drinking beer at a leisurely manner while, literally doing nothing. When I feel like it I go to the living room, play some video games (right now: Xcom2). Probably will take a nap a beer or two from now. 


That sounds fantastic
#27
Quote by whywefight
Im on break at work, so technically nothing. I need to finalize some lyrics that have been a real pain in the ass tho

Improvisational scat will save you.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#28
i put a lot of my assignments off till day before it's due, usually stuff i can knock out within an hour or 2, i try not to procrastinate on bigger projects
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#29
Building a new wardrobe I bought from Ikea, just doesnt seem like my ideal way to spend my Easter weekend
Oh so this is what a signature is
#30
whether or not to eat this raw cookie dough in the bottom of the bowl. the package says not to. i'm thinkin' fuck it and do it
#33
Learning advance Guitar Techniques to improve mu skills. 
Last edited by musicianscott at Apr 17, 2017,
#35
Quote by Gatecrasher53
Hah, that's easy, writing my thesis draft.

Everytime I go to do it I write a couple sentences and then realise, 'this is an engineering problem not really a research topic', and then I get frustrated and go back to searching the internet.

Kinda this.

I'm taking timings from a video I recorded of a manufacturing cell and hoping I can apply some lean tools to it all and somehow make a Thesis out of it all.

I don't really care any more whether it's properly research any more - so long as the tutor is happy enough and I can pass, put the whole thing to bed, chuck it on the CV and move on with my life. I've learnt a lot from the course and that's all I wanted - this is just a final hurdle for me.

Don't let your boat be empty, don't be a sunken dream
Don't let the boat regret thee, for what you could have seen

#36
life - because it takes a lot more effort to get out of bed than to just stay in. i have a smartphone and wifi so why the fuck would i get up.
also im supposed to be studying for exams lol
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#37
oh yeah taxes, i was supposed to do that a while ago
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#38
Quote by Will Lane
sleep

although i am v tired, but i guess part of my decompression is watching yt vidyas and browsing ug
by far the best way to do it

I've been watching a bunch of videos on life in china recently and that shit is fascinating
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#39
I have to finish a draft of a paper so I can meet with my prof. about it tomorrow. I really should have had it finished last week, but it was Holy Week ffs.
I also have to finish a job application but if I wait until it is closer to the closing date to submit, my application with be closer to the top, bizarrely enough.
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