Poll: Haiku?
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Yay
3 25%
Nay
3 25%
Gesundheit
6 50%
Voters: 12.
#1
Share a haiku with us.

Space phenomena
Making our television
Signals go funny
Last edited by 33db at Apr 17, 2017,
#4
I have two favourites.

I saw the first snow:
That morning I forgot
To wash my face.
(Basho)

The thief
left it behind
The moon at the window
(Ryokan)

I've always preferred Ryokan, who was a joyous (and suffering) soul, but many of his works aren't haikus, and benefit from that.
SPACE PHENOMENA
MAKING OUR TEEVEES
GO WACK SHIT
one I wrote last week was
With each petal fallen The sky becomes more empty.

they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
Last edited by Banjocal at Apr 17, 2017,
#5
ultimate guitar
a place for stupid ass shit
but home just the same
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#6
Slapsy McDougal,
Gayest man in the whole world, 
Scottish he is, aye. 
#7
The pit sucks
Your threads suck
What else is there to say?
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#8
Do you like tacos?
Dude, they're straight hella good bro.
Fuck bro I want some.
#10
Haikus are dildoes
They are quite a bizarre trope
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Pink Floyd


#Ziggy2017
#11
Quote by Wolfinator-x
Haikus are dildoes
They are quite a bizarre trope
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

You are way too wrong, 
way too wrong for this shitty world,
eat shit and die....twice. 
#12
I really love this
Writing haikus gives me peace
Sweet and precious joys
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#13
I do not like Green
Eggs and ham I do not like
Them Sam I so am
#14
these are things I like
beer, dogs, chocolate, and weed
diabesity

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#15
Haikus really suck
They barely make sense at all
Haikus can fuck off 
I have nothing important to say
#16
The Mona Lisa
A piece of fine artistry
Shame about jawline
o()o

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#18
Yeah man, its easy
just gotta contrive some stuff
whack it in there, hue
o()o

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#19
The prime minister 
Wants an election quite soon
Who should get my vote?
I have nothing important to say
#20
we did this thread and
it sucked last time too because
y'all can't write haikus
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#21
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The prime minister 
Wants an election quite soon
Who should get my vote?


Probably Lib Dems
In a quaint world of dreams
But maybe Labour
o()o

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#22
UK votes Brexit
And the US votes for Trump
Lets go eat pizza
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Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#23
Now that it's April 18th, here's a limerick.  

Once there was a man that was said,
To have had an idea for a thread,
Specific to a date;
then was irate!
to find that it would quickly be dead.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#24
limmericks can go
suck on a huge black aids dick
they're not even good
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#25
Quote by StewieSwan
limmericks can go
suck on a huge black aids dick
they're not even good

Ugh, using conjunctions in a haiku to combine syllables.  Do you even poetry?
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#26
Quote by JustRooster
Ugh, using conjunctions in a haiku to combine syllables.  Do you even poetry?

well if we wanna go down that road, are haikus even haikus outside of japanese, as syllable counts don't always correlate between words?
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#27
How can haikus be real if our eyes aren't real?
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#28
Quote by JustRooster
How can haikus be real if our eyes aren't real?

here i wrote u a real 1

你妈很胖了
我告诉她别看看
她的晚饭小
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Last edited by StewieSwan at Apr 18, 2017,
#29
Quote by StewieSwan
here i wrote u a real 1

你吗很胖了
我告诉她别看看
她的晚饭小

Via google translate.

"Are you fat? 
I told her not to see. 
Her dinner is small"

I like it.
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#30
Quote by JustRooster
Via google translate.

"Are you fat? 
I told her not to see. 
Her dinner is small"

I like it.

the first line didn't translate right. it should be "your mom has become fat"


edit: whoops used the wrong "ma". Should translate right now
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Last edited by StewieSwan at Apr 18, 2017,
#31
The roses are red
Violets are probably blue
I dislike haikus
Last edited by TROUnation at Apr 18, 2017,
#32
Quote by WaterGod
How do I Haiku?


the first line should have 5 syllables, the second line 7 syllables, and the last 5 syllables. Doesn't have to be perfect, could be 5-7-6, even!
#33
It is the 18th
Of April, I'm a day late
to post in this thread.
-BUBBA-
#34
A day set aside
For a shit form of art
It is now over. 
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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#35
Haikus are simple
You have to pay attention
Not to run out of
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