Poll: What do your google searches look like?
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#2
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#3
yea I sometimes google "what the fuck is a _____" if I'm really angry and want to know
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#5
I still just use keywords. Occasionally I'll type a short sentence if I can't think of which keywords would be best, but the results aren't as good that way.
#6
I use full sentences because it helps get better results. Probably. 
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#7
Depends on the question. some things become annoyingly dependent on syntax
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#8
It depends what I'm going for.

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Research is when I break out full sentences.
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#11
A few weeks ago I was at work and one of my employees was wondering something about wolves, so I googled "do wolves have h-" and before i could finish typing I noticed one of the suggested searches was "do wolves have human teeth?"

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#12
Quote by slapsymcdougal
who types sentences anywhere

who typ sentens aw
#13
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who typ sentens aw

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#14
Yeah. Mostly online homework questions.
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Quote by slapsymcdougal
hs ne1 vr rly bn fr evn s dcdd 2 use evn go wnt 2 do look mre liek? 

i hv ben fthr evn mre dcdd 2 usw evn go nd 2 do lk mre liek as an1 cen wn u hv bn s fr s dcdd 2 use evn go wnt 2 do lk mre liek cn u rly b far as dcdd 2 go as mch as wnt 2 go wsh 4 tht?
#16
Quote by slapsymcdougal
who types sentences anywhere


Ikr $entence$ r 4 l0$er$ ju$t type lik di$ alllll tha tyme & git ma p0int acr0$$ wit n0 punctuati0n
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#17
I always type as many keywords as it takes to get the result I want.
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#20
I type in sentences, BUT ONLY IF I am specifically looking to find a forum thread. You then usually get good results, especially if you word it as a question. Any time I'm not specifically looking for a forum thread question, I use keywords.
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#22
I thought only old people googled using complete sentences.
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#23
Nah but sometimes it's fun just to see what pops up. Example:

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#24
Not being perfectly specific in your search might lead to the discovery of porn...that's just unacceptable, or accidently building a shelf.
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#26
I use paragraphs with proper punctuation and grammar, unlike most of my post here.

How many of you know you can highlight an area of text, right click on it and do a Google search (Chrome and Firefox) that is the most common type of search I do.
#27
only with quotes to find some specific text source. that's usually when I'm confronted with some unclear error message and want to quickly find people talking about it elsewhere for a solution.
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#28
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Ikr $entence$ r 4 l0$er$ ju$t type lik di$ alllll tha tyme & git ma p0int acr0$$ wit n0 punctuati0n


#29
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yea I sometimes google "what the fuck is a _____" if I'm really angry and want to know
When Google's being a dick I sometimes type "why is Google being so fucking useless"
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#30
i'll write in part sentences

for instance, i just looked up

"sugar in a can of mountain dew"

because google knows it's stuff now adays, it can recognize sentence structure and spit you sentences back out.
#31
Quote by 33db
I use paragraphs with proper punctuation and grammar, unlike most of my post here.

How many of you know you can highlight an area of text, right click on it and do a Google search (Chrome and Firefox) that is the most common type of search I do.


I do that if I just want to google something. I've also got a gesture with the firegestures addon so that if I right click highlighted text and drag to the right and then down it gives me a dropdown menu of all my search engines. Mainly use it when I want to search wikipedia or amazon for something.
#32
I use 3 or 4 words. I can find almost anything I ever need that way really it happens to be more word than that.

I hate when I'm with people and they go looking shit up and it takes them 30 fucking minutest to find something because they can't understand how to use a search-engine. 
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