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#1
And trolling the entire city of Las Cruces. Can do it for approx. $350 for one month. I'm thinking of going with a humorous/anti-religion topic. Maybe a violent bible quote showing how out of touch it is with reality today (maybe "Happy is he that dasheth the infant's head against a stone" superimposed over a cute baby). 

Or maybe, I'll just put up something lighthearted that makes everybody smile? 

What do YOU think I should put up? 
#2
how about: don't
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#5
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have fun paying 350 bucks for a billboard no one will look at

Everybody that drives down I-70 will see it. 
#6
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I am quite surprised that advertising on a billboard for a month only costs $350.

Depends on the size, economy of the area. The cost can run up to several thousand a month for a really big one/how fancy it is. 
#7
c'mon it's all about ezekiel 23:20

 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
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#8
There's only one thing to do:

"Why the hell did I rent this thing?"

Followed by a premium number 
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#9
taking the bible outta context will only make God love you more 
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#10
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#11
In a few years there's gonna be a news story in the Albuquerque Journal about a funeral nobody went to. 
#12
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#13
lol

i'd rather blow 350 bucks in a strip club, or on booze
better than seeing it go to waste on a billboard that nobody will care about
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#14
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Everybody that drives down I-70 will see it. 

see =/= pay attention to.  Most people ignore billboards.  I only pay attention to them when I'm actively looking for something, like looking for food or gas on a road trip.
#15
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What do YOU think I should put up? 

dickbutt or crazysam
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#16
I'm enthused, but not so sure about the Bible bashing. World needs less division and more luvin'. Can't you pick something for everyone to have a hearty laugh at? Like Mormons or something.

Or take a picture of your balls and add the words "Made you look at my balls."
#17
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lol

i'd rather blow 350 bucks in a strip club, or on booze
better than seeing it go to waste on a billboard that nobody will care about


No strip clubs in Las Cruces. The religious halfwits had it shut down. 
#19
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No strip clubs in Las Cruces. The religious halfwits had it shut down. 


lmaoo

then i'd spend that cash on videogames
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#21
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crazysam

lol do this please
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#22
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In a few years there's gonna be a news story in the Albuquerque Journal about a funeral nobody went to. 

This was absolutely savage.
#23
If you're going the anti religion route why not Islam?
#24
One word:



- it's clearly not "coming soon". It suggests an event with urgency
- it stands out, but isn't a spectacle - it's something that is remarked upon
- once it comes down, the people that remembered it, will forget it
- and then periodically recall it throughout their lives due to random memory associations and never have any kind of closure
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#25
I'd write on the sign "Bring Back The Strip Clubs"
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#26
"A C A B"
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#27
"A libtard paid $350 for this billboard ad."

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#28
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One word:



- it's clearly not "coming soon". It suggests an event with urgency
- it stands out, but isn't a spectacle - it's something that is remarked upon
- once it comes down, the people that remembered it, will forget it
- and then periodically recall it throughout their lives due to random memory associations and never have any kind of closure

lmao i was gonna suggest something like this
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#29
"If you're reading this, you suck"

or

"Stop reading this sign and pay attention to the road you idiot"
I have nothing important to say
#30
Quote by TobusRex
And trolling the entire city of Las Cruces. Can do it for approx. $350 for one month. I'm thinking of going with a humorous/anti-religion topic. Maybe a violent bible quote showing how out of touch it is with reality today (maybe "Happy is he that dasheth the infant's head against a stone" superimposed over a cute baby). 

Or maybe, I'll just put up something lighthearted that makes everybody smile? 

What do YOU think I should put up? 
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how about: don't
how about you donate $350 to charity
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c'mon it's all about ezekiel 23:20

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
that's the one
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#31
Quote by TobusRex
And trolling the entire city of Las Cruces. Can do it for approx. $350 for one month. I'm thinking of going with a humorous/anti-religion topic. Maybe a violent bible quote showing how out of touch it is with reality today (maybe "Happy is he that dasheth the infant's head against a stone" superimposed over a cute baby). 

Or maybe, I'll just put up something lighthearted that makes everybody smile? 

What do YOU think I should put up? 

If you can't think of something more fun to do with $350, you have some really serious issues. 
#32
Cholos are truly the entrepreneurs of billboards - for the price of a can of spray paint they advertise whatever they want, wherever they want.

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#33
This entire post is a troll, you forget the cost of putting the sign up, the sign it's self (paint whatever) and the fact that the Billboard company is going to want to see what you're doing prior to letting you in.
And the fact that your name and address will be involved in the rental for anyone who wants it.
#34
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Cholos are truly the entrepreneurs of billboards - for the price of a can of spray paint they advertise whatever they want, wherever they want.

callate buey... (güey)
#35
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In a few years there's gonna be a news story in the Albuquerque Journal about a funeral nobody went to. 

god damn man lol
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#36
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In a few years there's gonna be a news story in the Albuquerque Journal about a funeral nobody went to. 


Idk man that's kinda wordy for a billboard
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#38
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And trolling the entire city of Las Cruces. Can do it for approx. $350 for one month. I'm thinking of going with a humorous/anti-religion topic. Maybe a violent bible quote showing how out of touch it is with reality today (maybe "Happy is he that dasheth the infant's head against a stone" superimposed over a cute baby). 

Or maybe, I'll just put up something lighthearted that makes everybody smile? 

What do YOU think I should put up? 


If nobody thinks your anti-Christian burns are good here, then why would blowing up the size and sticking it on a billboard make it any more effective?
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#39
I'll say it again, why beat up on Christianity? You can't beat it any harder than the folks at the Westboro Church.

Take on Islam, I dare you.
#40
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I'll say it again, why beat up on Christianity? You can't beat it any harder than the folks at the Westboro Church.
Take on Islam, I dare you.


It's not Muslims screwing up the United States, it's evangelical Christians. 
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