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#1
https://www.change.org/p/the-queen-give-sargon-of-akkad-a-knight-hood



Sargon of akkad (or Carl of England as he should be known) is one of the main defenders of western civilization. He has dedicated countless hours, cooped up in his basement to showing people the evils of Feminism and how it is going to destroy the west unless it is stopped. Feminism has proven a threat to video games, ghostbusters, and the free distribution of waifu body pillows. This man has done too many brave actions to count. Such as setting up a change.org petition to ban social justice from university, and sending people porn on twitter. I can only imagine how many more brave and selfless he will carry out to defend the west in the future. Sargon is a hero. And must be treated as such. So please I beg the queen to give him a knight-hood for his acts of bravery on the internet.


the hero we deserve

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#2
How could you not knight such a majestic man?
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#3
What a qt <3
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#4
He's such a dishonest turd.
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#5
I fully support a petition for this gentleman to be officially and legally sworded.
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who

A lefty who makes youtube videos making fun of how absurd lefties have become basically
#9
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A lefty who makes youtube videos making fun of how absurd lefties have become basically


He's part of the alt-right

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#11
I don't like Theresa May but she's not part of the Alt-Right.

I don't like Ali but he's not part of the Alt-Right either.

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#12
Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it. Cut off the support network and isolate the target from sympathy. Go after people and not institutions; people hurt faster than institutions.
#13
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I laughed

Until I realised it was serious
Then I was kind of disgusted


wat really? how can it be taken as anything other than satire?
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#14
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A lefty who makes youtube videos making fun of how absurd lefties have become basically


He's not much of lefty tbh, he just says that so he can maintain some veneer of cred.

Really, he's a centrist who doesn't say what he means and would rather entertain his audience than actually have a point to his arguments. The only good thing I've seen him do is host viewpoints from people living in the Middle East, although they only happen to ones he agrees with.
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#15
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He's not much of lefty tbh, he just says that so he can maintain some veneer of cred.

Really, he's a centrist who doesn't say what he means and would rather entertain his audience than actually have a point to his arguments. The only good thing I've seen him do is host viewpoints from people living in the Middle East, although they only happen to ones he agrees with.


He's pro-gay, pro drug legalization, pro welfare, anti-war, anti-corporatist, pro-taxes, etc. Sounds pretty left to me. Just cuz he hates feminists, sjws, and the curtailment of free speech doesn't mean he's right or alt-right
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He's pro-gay, pro drug legalization, pro welfare, anti-war, anti-corporatist, pro-taxes, etc. Sounds pretty left to me. Just cuz he hates feminists, sjws, and the curtailment of free speech doesn't mean he's right or alt-right


the english defense league and stormfront endorse him

if neo nazis endorse you, you ain't a lefty.

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He's pro-gay, pro drug legalization, pro welfare, anti-war, anti-corporatist, pro-taxes, etc. Sounds pretty left to me.


To americans, yeah.

Just cuz he hates feminists, sjws, and the curtailment of free speech doesn't mean he's right or alt-right


First, I said he was centrist. Secondly, I don't care about his content, I care about how bad he is at making it and how it inherently panders to a crowd of pious non-thinkers who are just as rabid as Markiplier fans.
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#18
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the english defense league and stormfront endorse him

if neo nazis endorse you, you ain't a lefty.

that's fallacious af and you know it
#19
'the curtailment of free speech' lmao
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#20
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that's fallacious af and you know it


called fighting fire with fire, bud.

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#21
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'the curtailment of free speech' lmao



remember that guy in the UK that was arrested because he taught his dog to sieg heil and get excited when he says "gas the jews?" 


h a h a

i remember, too
#22
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remember that guy in the UK that was arrested because he taught his dog to sieg heil and get excited when he says "gas the jews?" 


h a h a

i remember, too


if you knew anything about uk politics you'd know it's the right who are looking for increasingly authoritarian powers, snoopers charter etc.

except you are ignorant and exist only in an american focused circle jerk about the evils of "sjws"

pathetic.

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if you knew anything about uk politics you'd know it's the right who are looking for increasingly authoritarian powers, snoopers charter etc.

except you are ignorant and exist only in an american focused circle jerk about the evils of "sjws"

pathetic.


i know they both are. welcome to politics 101
#24
i bet he has a 4chan account
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#25
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A lefty who makes youtube videos making fun of how absurd lefties have become basically
ight
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the english defense league and stormfront endorse him

if neo nazis endorse you, you ain't a lefty.
pretty sure that's not how it works

if neo nazis endorse you, they ain't lefty
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He's not much of lefty tbh, he just says that so he can maintain some veneer of cred.

Really, he's a centrist who doesn't say what he means and would rather entertain his audience than actually have a point to his arguments. The only good thing I've seen him do is host viewpoints from people living in the Middle East, although they only happen to ones he agrees with.
identity politics need to disappear already, all labeling yourself/your opponents as left/right/center/conservative/feminist/alt-right/progressive/correctworldviewist does is make people fight for the label rather than the ideas.

this is an example of the effects of identity politics' downsides and little upsides; he's not 'really' left, he's actually 'alt-right'! As if that's more important than what he as an individual argues.
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#26
I remember all the videos he made talking shit about my university. Guy can go to hell.
#27
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this is an example of the effects of identity politics' downsides and little upsides; he's not 'really' left, he's actually 'alt-right'! As if that's more important than what he as an individual argues.


I'll be saying this 3 times now: I don't see him as alt-right, just dishonest.

I think he's bloody awful at arguing, a low concern for what's actually important and more for what's 'current' and has a an equally vapid audience.

Literally all he does is find an article he can work himself into a mild indigence over then ramble about it for 40 minutes while everyone just agrees with him. Can't fucking stand it. At least with some few (a very small few) youtubers in that sphere, you can take something to think about away from the argument but I've never once been able to care about Sargons melodramatic, insincere waffle.
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#28
I laughed at him on Twitter yesterday for saying that the gas attack in Syria wasn't by Assad. Then I watched his hour and a half long video on it and changed my mind. He then proceeded to respond "watch the video." All I could do was say "I did."

It was kind of embarrassing.
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#29
Quote by EpiExplorer
I'll be saying this 3 times now: I don't see him as alt-right, just dishonest.
I wasn't saying you called him alt-right. In fact, my reply wasn't specifically to you, but just a comment in general I used your quote to contextualize. Sorry for the confusion.
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I wasn't saying you called him alt-right. In fact, my reply wasn't specifically to you, but just a comment in general I used your quote to contextualize. Sorry for the confusion.


Oh okay then.

Anyway, this is the kind of playing field he's on:



Now, ideally, it would make sense that you at least knew something about what it was you were arguing about, even if it's a tenuous grasp. But naaaaah, 'sall about what works on my level, innit.

Fucking Trump logic, right here.
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#32
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remember that guy in the UK that was arrested because he taught his dog to sieg heil and get excited when he says "gas the jews?" 


h a h a

i remember, too


yea, he doesn't live far from me.

but ikr, imagine repressing this valuable content
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#33
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Oh okay then.

Anyway, this is the kind of playing field he's on:



Now, ideally, it would make sense that you at least knew something about what it was you were arguing about, even if it's a tenuous grasp. But naaaaah, 'sall about what works on my level, innit.

Fucking Trump logic, right here.


Reminds me of when Donald Trump said that Bernie was a "socialist slash communist" over and over.
#34
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Oh okay then.

Anyway, this is the kind of playing field he's on:

*img*

Now, ideally, it would make sense that you at least knew something about what it was you were arguing about, even if it's a tenuous grasp. But naaaaah, 'sall about what works on my level, innit.

Fucking Trump logic, right here.
Aahhh. Okay, I see it now.
#35
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Oh okay then.

Anyway, this is the kind of playing field he's on:



Now, ideally, it would make sense that you at least knew something about what it was you were arguing about, even if it's a tenuous grasp. But naaaaah, 'sall about what works on my level, innit.

Fucking Trump logic, right here.

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#36
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yea, he doesn't live far from me.

but ikr, imagine repressing this valuable content

when someone literally gets arrested for a dumb joke you can't go "ha ha free speech isn't being curtailed"
#38
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when someone literally gets arrested for a dumb joke you can't go "ha ha free speech isn't being curtailed"

This isn't America. After being arrested, you can be released without charge, tasering, pepper spraying or the chair here.
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#39
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when someone literally gets arrested for a dumb joke you can't go "ha ha free speech isn't being curtailed"


no but when the outrage about free speech violation is behind... a man doing hilaaarious nazi things with his dog, it's one hell of a stupid outrage.


but sure, dystopian police state it is oh noes

^also that
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
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no but when the outrage about free speech violation is behind... a man doing hilaaarious nazi things with his dog, it's one hell of a stupid outrage.


but sure, dystopian police state it is oh noes

^also that

it's but one of many, many examples. and not just in the UK
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