#2
Hey, my dick is at the very least a full length EP ok?
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#3
Does this count if it's the main feature of a photo album, but one that also tells a story?
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#5
Nah its too short and the content is thin and predictable.
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#6
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Hey, my dick is at the very least a full length EP ok?

But when you see that someone special, does it become a double album?
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#8
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Or does it quadruple?

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#10
No, clearly not. I don't know how you'd confuse the two. Penises are external sexual organs used to penetrate receptive partners or otherwise discharge urine. A concept album is a recorded work of audio. The two are very easy to distinguish. A penis is fleshy and attached to a living organism. Like they don't even closely resemble one another, you moron. You fucking amateur.

Love,
Dad
#11
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
No, clearly not. I don't know how you'd confuse the two. Penises are external sexual organs used to penetrate receptive partners or otherwise discharge urine. A concept album is a recorded work of audio. The two are very easy to distinguish. A penis is fleshy and attached to a living organism. Like they don't even closely resemble one another, you moron. You fucking amateur.

Love,
Dad

#13
Quote by The_Blode
^ pretty insensitive don't you think?

Dicks are actually very...


Yanno what, no. I've said a lotta awful shit for laughs and today I'm putting my dick down.
#16
got me thinking about dicks over here, weirdly thirsty today.


damn i think i'm going to have to go find some later
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#17
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All in all its just a, nother dick in the wall

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#19
My dick is a concept album. Boring and pointless.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#21
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
D: ?!?!?!?!

It's more rounded than anything.
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#23
My dick and balls are a fire mix tape
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k.lainad Im going to use twine, tie a broom handle to a pizza, put guitar string on it, and make love to your mom with a pizztar

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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!



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#24
it's like a vinyl record warps easily and collects dust
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oh my bad I forgot you were a shitty clone of an already shitty user who contributes nothing but trash LOL my bad
#25
My dick is a double album.

Usually its pretentious and large for no reason, but sometimes, its a masterpiece.
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