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#1
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/all-your-favourite-cartoon-characters-are-black

Did you know that lots of cartoon characters are black even if they don't look black? Here is the official 100% confirmed list of black cartoon characters:

 Bugs Bunny
Tasmanian Devil
Tweety Bird
Goofy
Max

Spongebob (he's white passing)
Bob (from Reboot
Elmo
Cookie Monster (West Indies)
Zaboomafoo

Arthur (half)
Brain (from Arthur)
Muffy (half)

Lola Bunny
Babar
Luigi (from Mario)
Jerry (
Tom and Jerry)
Some Ninja Turtles (Michelangelo, maybe Raphael)

Scrappy Doo
Woody the Woodpecker

The Pink Panther
Optimus Prime 


Discuss, or something. 

PS if you think any of those characters are white or not black you will be reported for racism, you shitlord. 
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#2
People fill in nonexistent information with information about themselves. Cartoons that don't have obvious human racial/ethnic backgrounds encourage that projection, especially among people for whomst'd've race and ethnicity is a conscious/totalizing part of their self-image.
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#3
I don't even care but Elmo and Zaboomafoo aren't even cartoons
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#5
I'm not clicking that link, but I am pretty damn sure, at least 85% sure that Spongebob is FUCKING YELLOW.
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#6
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I'm not clicking that link, but I am pretty damn sure, at least 85% sure that Spongebob is FUCKING YELLOW.

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#8
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I don't even care but Elmo and Zaboomafoo aren't even cartoons

They're obviously transcartoons. Check your privilege. 
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#10
Is Uncle Ruckus black?
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#11
Once I explained my vague reasoning (he just is,)
This is satire op

or shitposting, to be accurate
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#13
how the fuck is Luigi black? he's fucking Italian!
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People fill in nonexistent information with information about themselves. Cartoons that don't have obvious human racial/ethnic backgrounds encourage that projection, especially among people for whomst'd've race and ethnicity is a conscious/totalizing part of their self-image.


lol
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#17
>Luigi listed as being black

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#18
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I'm not sure why Spongebob is on the list, considering he has a job and knows his father.


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#20
Dreadnought

Trying to be subtler with the pedantic stuff lately, y'know?
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#22
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^ do you just talk in gifs?


I think my gif to normal conversation ratio has a linear inverse correlation with your dumb shit to normal conversation ratio
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#24
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that was the worst attempt at a burn ive ever seen


About like standing too close to a microwave
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#25
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About like standing too close to a microwave

An unplugged microwave.
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#26
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none of these cartoon characters were ever my favorite
fuck you, in this house we love and respect luigi.

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this is truly, utterly pathetic
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#28
It's missing Samurai Jack
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#29
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It's missing Samurai Jack

Gotta get black
Black to the past
Samurai Jack
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#30
10/10
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#32
Thank god Fat Albert was not on the list.
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#33
Not gonna lie I laughed at Blode's burn
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#34
Well thank God Courage the Cowardly Dog isn't.

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#35
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#36
Saw this the other day.

Firstly, their reasoning is "I just know" which is really dumb.
Secondly, I've always considered Spongebob to be the whitest, most conservative-friendly cartoon character ever.  I just know he is.
Thirdly, they call an Italian plumber black.  The author of this is clearly suffering head trauma and this whole article should be discarded as nonsense.
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#37
Except.... Mel Blanc did all the voices for these cartoons: Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Tweety Bird, Sylvester the Cat, Yosemite Sam, Foghorn Leghorn, Marvin the Martian, Pepé Le Pew, Speedy Gonzales, Wile E. Coyote, Road Runner, the Tasmanian Devil, and many of the other characters from the Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies theatrical cartoons.

Since almost none of the characters are black (in color) and a white-ish guy did their voices, this strikes moi as yet another "I've got to write an article... think of something outrageous that will create Internet controversy" type of story.

#38
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"I've got to write an article... think of something outrageous that will create Internet controversy" type of story.

I can't believe someone would do this.
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#39
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I can't believe someone would do this.

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#40
firstly i didn't read the article because i do not want to die an early death

secondly does he make any valid point at all

thirdaly i saw a picture of piccolo in there but do not seem him on the list- but yh i could see him being black
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