#1
Was it worth it?

http://www.argusleader.com/story/news/crime/2017/04/24/police-man-entered-burning-house-save-bud-ice-premium/100846060/

Police have identified the man who ran into a burning house — defying repeated orders from authorities — in order to save not one, but two cans of Bud Ice Premium.
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#2
He did the right thing, although I'd question his taste in beer.

Seems a bit harsh for the police to charge him though. If he wants to risk his neck for a few beers that's his problem. 
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#3
it's times like this that my dislike of capital punishment is tested
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#4
Bud is never worth it. 
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#5
Shit beer and shit bloke.
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#6
Bud isn't really worth going into the store to get, when it's not on fire.
#7
I always figured americans drinking Budweiser was like Australians drinking Fosters, they don't really touch it but pretend they do to troll other countries.
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#8
That man needs to be on a list.


No sane man drinks Bud Ice Light.
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#9
lmaoo
I'm no beer aficionado
but bud ice "premium" is still trash
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#11
stratkat As an industrial solvent maybe.
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I always figured americans drinking Budweiser was like Australians drinking Fosters, they don't really touch it but pretend they do to troll other countries.

Bud is for old people, rednecks, and drinking games. The only person I know who actually liked Bud is English.
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#13
Bud ice


I guess it makes sense. If he's poor and/or dumb enough to be drinking bud ice then those cans were probably pretty precious to him
#14
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#16
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#19
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I always figured americans drinking Budweiser was like Australians drinking Fosters, they don't really touch it but pretend they do to troll other countries.

I wish
We went to a local microbrewery after work, this fuckin' guy with us asks if they have Bud Light. 
You go into some of the bars around here and ask for even something like Guinness or Stella and you'll get the stink-eye.
#21
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I would ditch that person immediately

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#22
I only drink dark beers, I would try a Bud Premium just to see how it taste, but if it's anything like their other beers no thanks.
As far as running into a house only for 12 year or older single malt, maybe a quality wine, never for something as pedestrian as beer.
#23
I can't blame the dude. I'd want a drink, no matter what it is, if my house was burning down.
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#24
don't really need to be an expert to tell you bud is shit

the only prerequisite is to have taste buds
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#25
I've been to South Dakota many times, this is very much in their character. No bud left behind.


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#26
What can we expect out of South Dakota?
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#29
At most, maybe $6 for 2 cans of generic beer? Pass. I mean, I'm drinking an oil-can Fosters right now, but I wouldn't run into a burning building for it. I don't think I'd put effort into something that doesn't breathe. 
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#30
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That man needs to be on a list.


No sane man drinks Bud Ice Light.

That's basically the Caffeine-Free Diet Mountain Dew of the beer world: what's the point. 
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#31
Was someone in the house still holding it for him?
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#32
I mean, if your house is burning down, what else are you going to do but get drunk?
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