Poll: when did it happen
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13 21%
Early morning
1 2%
Late Morning
0 0%
Noon
0 0%
Afternoon
10 16%
Evening
8 13%
Night
13 21%
Midnight
18 29%
Voters: 63.
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#1
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I think mine was probably around 4 or 5 pm on a weekday after school
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#2
Following the answer I just gave

The guy who administered first aid noted it at I think it was 8:17 pm
So about 5-15 minutes before then.
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#3
ill report back when it happens

jk ug will probably be completely dead by then
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#4
It was about 9:00 PM. 
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#5
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#7
inb4 why did you lose your virginity
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#8
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inb4 why did you lose your virginity
inb4 wherefore did you lose your virginity
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: New York Voices, as well as the new Vulfpeck record (fuck it's so good)


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
#10
at chico time
o()o

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#13
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#14
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Whoa what the shit I had no idea there was an official music video for that song.
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You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: New York Voices, as well as the new Vulfpeck record (fuck it's so good)


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
#16
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#19
About 10 to 4
 or tree fiddy, if you like to express time in that way
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#20
I met her in a bar in old Soho ,where you drink champagne and it tastes like cherry cola ! C ,O,L,A cola ...Lolo lolo lola !!
#21
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I think mine was probably around 4 or 5 pm on a weekday after school

Yeah u gotta wait u til they finish math class
#22
Around 1:30 am, I remember this because it was my best friends sister, and he had left with someone 21 to pick up beer before the store closed.
She married a millionaire and lives in Germany.
#23
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She married a millionaire and lives in Germany.

Don't they all?


Mine was some time at night. I honestly can't remember. Probably between 10 pm and 1 am. I think Notorious BIG was playing. Those were simpler times :')
#28
The first time.
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You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: New York Voices, as well as the new Vulfpeck record (fuck it's so good)


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
#29
Quote by Pastafarian96
Following the answer I just gave

The guy who administered first aid noted it at I think it was 8:17 pm
So about 5-15 minutes before then.
woah woah woah

pause

do tell
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#31
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woah woah woah

pause

do tell

So basically,

Cute chick at party when I'm 14
We talk a little
I find out she's 16(?)
She suggests finding somewhere private to talk
We can't find anywhere that isn't already taken
So she's all "fuck this, let's fuck in the toilet"
I'm 14 so I'm "ok" but with obvious feigned calmness because I'm 14 and about to get my penis stuck
We fuck in the water closet
We come out
There's this guy right there and he sees us come out and starts screaming at both of us
He throws a fist that lands on my mouth and miraculously doesn't remove any teeth or fuck up my face
Caught off guard, I stumble backwards quickly enough to smack my head into a cabinet which knocks me out
I wake up some time later in a bedroom with a guy that knows first aid sitting next to me, two of my friends, and the guy that punched begging for forgiveness because he felt bad for punching me
He apologises for nearly braining me accidentally
I apologise for fucking his now ex-girlfriend
A friend and I watch The Love Guru and eat pizza
I'm 14 so I'm still all "I fucked her right in the pussy"
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Last edited by Pastafarian96 at Apr 29, 2017,
#33
Pastafarian96

Surprise, he put his Willy on your face after he knocked you out.
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#34
I think sometime in the early afternoon. Can't remember if it was summer, or during the school year, or on the weekend
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#36
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I think sometime in the early afternoon. Can't remember if it was summer, or during the school year, or on the weekend

That's Alzheimer's for you.
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#37
That's whatever-you-were-talking-about for ya

someone get this reference please
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#38
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Pastafarian96

Surprise, he put his Willy on your face after he knocked you out.

Well considering everything from "we come out" to when I woke up is what I was told and not my own memories

:|
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#39
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Pastafarian96

Surprise,  he put his Willy on your face after he knocked you out.


Good thing it wasn't my Willy. Probably would've done some weird "Anaconda" type shit beyond my control.  You little dicked folks don't realize how lucky you are. Do you realize how hard it is finding ball brassieres that fit properly? One time I teabagged a buddy of mine at a keg party. Took him 3 minutes to find the way out. 
#40
Well, I can't tell you the exact time I lost my virginity. But I can tell you the exact time your mother lost hers. 
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