I tried so hard and got so far (but in the Chat 10 it doesn't even matter)

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#1
Chat here and shit yea


Quote by JayT44
Before we get this started, let’s lay out a few of the guidelines to make this run smoothly. As always, all of 
The Pit rules
still apply within this thread. I’ll highlight some of the bigger issue one’s for you:

- NO SPAMMING. If you make a post in this thread, try to make it have a purpose or be in response to someone else’s post. Avoid spewing nonsense or just putting “DICKSDICKSDICKS” a bunch of times. That’s what we’re trying to avoid here.

- NO FLAMING. There’s nothing wrong with debating/arguing with someone, as long as it doesn’t become a personal attack. E.g. “Shut the **** up you cockjuggling thundercunt. You’re a ****ing idiot.” Be respectful of others when dealing with conflicting opinions.

- NO PORNOGRAPHY OR GORE. Obviously you’re not supposed to post these things. Quoting inappropriate pictures that others have posted is also bad, so don’t do that either.

- NO QUOTING ADBOTS. If an adbot makes a post, don’t quote any of the links. Report it and move on. Maybe make a post indicating that you’ve reported it so that others won’t have to.

- Please don’t use this thread as a substitute for an “ONLY” thread. If you have something to discuss that is better served within one of the topic-dedicated threads, it’s best to go to that thread directly (a comprehensive list of ‘’ONLY’’ threads can be found 
here
or via the searchbar). That’s not to say that any discussion relating to these topics are prohibited from this thread, but try and keep it to a minimum. Thank you.

There are SOOOOO many rules! What CAN I use this thread for?

Well, to chat, quite simply. This is sort of a way to filter out the off-topic chat within the "ONLY" threads, the hugging thread, etc. If you wanted to post about a personal matter of marginal importance, you can post in here and discuss it rather than making a new thread about it. If you wanted to inform people that the chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning, then go right ahead. You found $20 on the street? Awesome dude! That kicks ass! What'd you spend it on? Oh, I bought some recording software with it, check out this song I just wrote: *link*

Now that all of that silly regulation stuff is out of the way, let’s get this started!



Archive of previous Chat Threads
1: The Pit's Official Chat Thread
2: The Pit's Official Chat Thread VERSION 2.0!!!
3: Chat 3: Night of the Living Thread/Hydra is (not) cool
4: CH4T (Hydra isn't as cool as he used to be)
5: ChVt 5: The Fifth (hydra used to be cool)
5.5: last page shenanigans duplicate thread
6: Chat 6: Afraid of 7 (hydra is still not quite cool yet)
7: UG Chat 7; The Chat is a Beautiful Thread & I am no Longer Afraid of 6 
8: Chat Thread The Eighth (hydra still isn't cool yet)
9: ihittc9lol (is hydra finally cool? Find out next time on dragon ball z)
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#2
first post spot for sale
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#3
My AIDS has cancer which came from my chronic state of existence.
o()o

Quote by JamSessionFreak
yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#4
Chat Thread X: Biggest letdown 2k17
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Apr 26, 2017,
#5
I don't know what the fuck is happening with the OP so I'm done trying to fix it
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#6
It's beautiful.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
DICKSDICKSDICKS
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#8
Thank you for the good thread name.

EDIT. WTF it CHANGED TO SHIT NEVER POSTING AGAIN
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#10
Quote by eGraham
I don't know what the fuck is happening with the OP so I'm done trying to fix it
Really? Cause it looks like you just fixed it to me.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#11
idk but everyone go post in that 20 page theguitarist thread instead
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#12
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Really? Cause it looks like you just fixed it to me.

It took forever and was literally painstaking 
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#13
Quote by k.lainad
idk but everyone go post in that 20 page theguitarist thread instead

but i don't want my username changed someone close it 
#14
the name keeps changing, back to posting
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#15
Quote by kalypto
but i don't want my username changed someone close it 


xxX69kalypto420Xxx
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#20
The FUCK!?
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#21
Evan you're a constant disappointment
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#22
I mean nice thread friendo
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#23
It's not the GOAT, but it'll do.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#24
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM
this is my last post on ug


see ya tomorrow
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#25
I mean the name can still change. I will edit the title, but only for something outrageously corny and bad.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#26
this is my last post on UG chat thread

___

"eat ass" sounds fun. "eat anus" sounds horrifying. What gives with that?
Quote by Skibolky
No one can really fuck with the power of empathy.
Last edited by Aeolian Harmony at May 6, 2017,
#27
Excuse me it's supposed to be CHATTEN SHIT, GETTIN BLODE

Quote by Aeolian Harmony
this is my last post on UG chat thread


There but for the grace of god . . . ~
My God, it's full of stars!
#28
first
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#30
fixed again
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#31
I'm almost done with this semester lads. It's lit.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#32
W8 so is this chat thred or
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#33
perma sticky
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#35
I still stand by PuTen's little helpers
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#37
Chat Thread X: Semen In A Bottle ;|

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
#38
**** ***
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#39
first
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.