#4
Could you repeat the question?
UG BLS Chapter.
SDMF#UG001
SDMF#UG002-faqu
SDMF#UG003-pantera-nat124
#5
Sounds like a normal Tuesday night.
I can fit 3 midgets in my car trunk if that's your thing.
Last edited by CodeMonk at Apr 28, 2017,
#9
Quote by Verz
I don't have a car. Hooker on the back of the bike?

hooker in the basket
#10
Quote by kalypto
hooker in the basket


Ain't no baskets on my crotch rocket Bro!
#11
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


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#12
I keep my dead hookers in the tool box in the bed of my truck. 
They can't stop us Let 'em try For heavy metal We will die!
#13
what actually happens if ur having sex with a hooker and she dies, is it murder? occupational hazard? do you get to sue the pimp for emotional trauma? 
#14
Quote by kalypto
what actually happens if ur having sex with a hooker and she dies, is it murder? occupational hazard? do you get to sue the pimp for emotional trauma? 

I'm pretty sure it would all depend on who she died. Was it an overdose or did you chock her to death dying kinky sex or maybe you have a thing for old hookers and she just died of natural causes. 
They can't stop us Let 'em try For heavy metal We will die!
#15
Quote by MurrcuryFoxx
I'm pretty sure it would all depend on who she died. Was it an overdose or did you chock her to death dying kinky sex or maybe you have a thing for old hookers and she just died of natural causes. 

Yes
#16
This thread is now about apples.





You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Chick Corea, Yes, Genesis, Jethro Tull


It is I, the mighty shitkicker, as prophesied by JustRooster. Obey me.
#17
Quote by kalypto
what actually happens if ur having sex with a hooker and she dies, is it murder? occupational hazard? do you get to sue the pimp for emotional trauma? 

Public Liability Insurance?
#20
Quote by Wolfinator-x
This thread is now about apples.







The dead hooker thing isn't funny any longer.
#21
i dated a hooker once. all she wanted was the trunk 
how many movements do you have going on, psychotic ?
#22
Quote by mattedbird
i dated a hooker once. all she wanted was the trunk 

You "dated" one eh? Did you kiss her on the mouth too...
#23
apples with caramel hmu
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#24
Quote by 33db
You "dated" one eh? Did you kiss her on the mouth too...

before she started stripping 
how many movements do you have going on, psychotic ?
#25
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Chick Corea, Yes, Genesis, Jethro Tull


It is I, the mighty shitkicker, as prophesied by JustRooster. Obey me.
#27
They are all good at hand eating. I always figured that pears were better at that with their big toothy mouths.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#28
Quote by 33db
I like the fujis myself.


Definitely. Sweeter and crunchier than the rest. "Red Delicious" apples are mealy as hell.