No hiding anything you window lickers, put your last text/facebook/whatsapp/any other social media message here now
Happy Half-A-Versary It has been 6 months since you joined the MetroPCS family-lucky us! We appreciate you every day! #IAmMetro

Yeah I don't text people.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
"Hey, it's Bryce Glen. I know I told you I wouldn't bother you anymore, but I'm lying here half awake and fully erect and i can't get you off of my mind."
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it was solid

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also I ordered an atomic amp. RIP me.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.

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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.

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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


Received: "I feel that"

Sent: "I will admit, cute nose"
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
"Lov u"
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
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Sent: Lol, well you've been fucking lame niggas then.

Received: This guy is probably gonna ghost me now. Oh well.
1987 Charvel Model II
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Aww no problem!
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Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
Something to the effect of: Ok, I'll be there around then.

That said, I should go.
re: my roth ira

"theres still a bunch of unused funds in there right now why don’t you use that first"

...modes and scales are still useless.

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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

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But our Band is Listana
Yeah I should be able to
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
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So I guess we have to do this light thing.

Sunday at 8pm is when Mcguffy is supposed to load in

Or I could be there earlier Monday like 9 maybe?

No rush or anything

I'm just sending making sure I can say yeah, I texted him if anybody asks haha

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