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#1
zappp would be the emperor, probably. Carmel would be the now-deceased queen regent.
You are now using UG Black.
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Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
Last edited by Wolfinator-x at Apr 29, 2017,
#3
the mods would be the royal class who get the privilege of voting on important matters
and each mod gets to have personal slaves: AKA anyone currently in the forum of the banned.
the rest of you would be the peasants who mow our lawns and bring us coffee in the morning, maybe clean our toilets for a quick buck, too.

oh wait thats how it is already

the blode is king of the shitposters
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#4
Quote by k.lainad
the mods would be the royal class who get the privilege of voting on important matters
and each mod gets to have personal slaves: AKA anyone currently in the forum of the banned.
the rest of you would be the peasants who mow our lawns and bring us coffee in the morning, maybe clean our toilets for a quick buck, too.

oh wait thats how it is already

the blode is king of the shitposters
Yeah yeah, elected mod. It may be an empire but somehow democracy exists nonetheless
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#5
Quote by Wolfinator-x
Yeah yeah, elected mod. It may be an empire but somehow democracy exists nonetheless


i was thinking more of totalitarian dictatorship
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#6
Wolfinator-x would be the village idiot

Edit: oh my, this is embarrassing
#8
I'd be lawmaker.

Everyone is now required to have a bi-daily enema at morning and at dinner.
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#9
I'd be the priest who christens this thread as being a bit shit.
Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#11
i'd be planning the coup
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#12
Burgery

Rename FotB to The Gulag
Quote by JustRooster
That's a shamanic incantation of truth if I ever heard one.
#14
I'm the cop who can't continue the investigation because it's gotten too personal and I'm in the fringe

"IM CUTTIN YA OFF JONNY, YER TOO CLOSE TO THIS ONE"
My God, it's full of stars!
#16
Can i be grand vizier. I will shadily advise the court on matters, but secretly manipulate them for my own personal gain.

Also, i feel blode would be the hunchback who leads 911tabs men on a shepherds trail around behind our armies.
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this is your brain

this is your brain on RT

Quote by Standard_A440
Given that you reside in the shade of the natural light of reason, I will defer doing your homework to you.
#17
I'd be some dude who used to be around way too much and now just shows up occasionally 
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#18
I'd be some trader who only pops in when I see something interesting. 
Quote by JD Close
Piano dick had some good parts, but should have said "As the business man slowly gets boned", would have accented the whole dick feeling of the album
#19
Elected moderators are the tribune of the plebs
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#20
In an empire, I'd be your daddy.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#23
Quote by whoomit
Wolfinator-x would be the village idiot

Edit: oh my, this is embarrassing
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#24
I'd be the guy who never leaves his house and never talks to anyone and has probably been dead for weeks but no one knows.
#25
I'm the crazy guy.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#26
Americans would rule over you with an iron fist while Russia would simply ignore the mad colony they created.
#28
whom'd*
whatsoever'st'd'nt-ment*
Free Ali
Last edited by chrismendiola at Apr 30, 2017,
#29
Quote by Rossenrot
 I'd be the best guitar player in the empire by far 
I thought Peppers was the lord and master of the shred though
Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#30
Quote by Rossenrot
 I'd be the best guitar player in the empire by far 


Maybe in the remote provinces. 
#34
Quote by Banjocal
I thought Peppers was the lord and master of the shred though

I can play every note on the guitar and if I wanted I could play them very quickly. 
#35
Quote by TobusRex
Oh man....that faux hillbilly Family Feud theme.

i always thought it would be funny if a band playing in a little shit bar came out and just played this for an hour
#36
Quote by Pastafarian96
Elected moderators are the tribune of the plebs

off with your head knave. don't think we won't sacrifice you plebs to retain our new found power.  
#37
Quote by monwobobbo
off with your head knave. don't think we won't sacrifice you plebs to retain our new found power.  

I don't think you know what a plebian actually is nor what a tribune is
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#38
Quote by Rossenrot
 I'd be the best guitar player in the empire by far 
Oh.

But... where does that leave me?
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#39
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Oh.

But... where does that leave me?

Poised to start a coup dé'tat?
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
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