Poll: should i go get drunk and messed up on a beach tonight
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View poll results: should i go get drunk and messed up on a beach tonight
yes
23 62%
no what are you 5? do your work and sleep early you little bitch.
14 38%
Voters: 37.
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#1
st andrews do this thing called may dip where people wait until sunrise on the beach and get in the water. i was gonna bring my guitar and go with my gf and her friends, or my friend and his friends, haven't decided yet.

i have 3 exams in less than 2 weeks and a portfolio to hand in soon so i was wondering what i should do. i didn't go to Raisin which is the other big event that st andrews do and i'm only here for 1 year in total. decide for me pit.

FYI i have shit to do tomorrow like a dentist at midday, and revision to do all day

PS happy birthday to lord burg.
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Last edited by laid-to-waste at Apr 30, 2017,
#2
Stay in. You'll only ruin it for everyone else anyway.
#3
You'll never get the chance if you don't go tonight. It's the bank holiday tomorrow. Just make sure you do extra revision and work on your portfolio today.

Also the dentist doesn't care if you're tired, only that you brush your teeth and floss.
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#4
I think you should do it, even if it's exactly the kind of thing I wouldn't do. But you should.
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#5
Dunno, TheChaz what do you think

It sounds like a great memory dude, go for it. You can do both the dentist (hue hue) and revision hungover or sleep deprived, easy peasy
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#8
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#9
That sounds exactly like a good reason to get wasted on a beach tbh.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#12
i have decided to go to st andrews to get messd up tonight thanks guys. i wont be going into the ocean though cos i hate the being cold.
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#13
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Do it and invite your dentist along

This..make sure he brings his drill as well 
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#14
Naw. What you should do it this: break into a local morgue and steal the freshest dead hooker corpse you can find. Then take the hooker's body and dump it in the backyard of some person you hate. Go ahead...I'll wait. 
#15
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Naw. What you should do it this: break into a local morgue and steal the freshest dead hooker corpse you can find. Then take the hooker's body and dump it in the backyard of some person you hate. Go ahead...I'll wait. 

Are you alright mate?
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#16
You miss 100% of the chances you don't take, so live your life and have fun.
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#18
Have the beach orgy.
O.K.

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#19
Go out and shrinkle your dinkle in the cold water.

But leave your guitar, because you want to at least pretend you're not lame.
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#23
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Bring a bucket and spade, never know when a sandcastle competition gonna break out.

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#24
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But leave your guitar, because you want to at least pretend you're not lame.




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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
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#28
so i went to st andrews last night and bought a bottle of whisky and some OJ and brought all my weed and went to my gf's house and we stayed up all night drinking and smoking weed until 5am and then we fell asleep together instead of going out to the beach. sorry guys i failed u however i had an awesome time and told her i love her which we havent done yet so actually it was a perfect night, but yeah no beach though. i still got pretty messed up though does that count? yolo
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#30
Laid-to-waist: "sand is coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere, unlike my love for you"

Gf: *swoons*
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#31
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so i went to st andrews last night and bought a bottle of whisky and some OJ and brought all my weed and went to my gf's house and we stayed up all night drinking and smoking weed until 5am and then we fell asleep together instead of going out to the beach. sorry guys i failed u however i had an awesome time and told her i love her which we havent done yet so actually it was a perfect night, but yeah no beach though. i still got pretty messed up though does that count? yolo

Your happiness sickens me.
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#32
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Laid-to-waist: "sand is coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere, unlike my love for you"

Gf: *swoons*

This, tbh
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#33
TobusRex

OK..my kind of fun...but to really do it right...make it a "weekend at bernies"..take the body to the beach with you..dress it up in margaritaville shirt and hat sunglasses..introduce "Bernie" to all you friends..tell them..Bernie reall knows how to get down..get the girls to help Bernie up and dance with him...hell..at the end of the day Bernie may even get "lucky"
play well

wolf
#34
Quote by laid-to-waste
so i went to st andrews last night and bought a bottle of whisky and some OJ and brought all my weed and went to my gf's house and we stayed up all night drinking and smoking weed until 5am and then we fell asleep together instead of going out to the beach. sorry guys i failed u however i had an awesome time and told her i love her which we havent done yet so actually it was a perfect night, but yeah no beach though. i still got pretty messed up though does that count? yolo


Oh to be young again :')
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#36
Quote by laid-to-waste
so i went to st andrews last night and bought a bottle of whisky and some OJ and brought all my weed and went to my gf's house and we stayed up all night drinking and smoking weed until 5am and then we fell asleep together instead of going out to the beach. sorry guys i failed u however i had an awesome time and told her i love her which we havent done yet so actually it was a perfect night, but yeah no beach though. i still got pretty messed up though does that count? yolo


nice
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


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#37
I got a call from the GWS* Union -- they're coming from all over and really looking forward to May 1 at St. Andrews. Would be a shame to disappoint. 


*GWS = Great White Shark
#39
If not for you, you should do it for all of us who cannot.
song stuck in my head today


#40
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Your happiness sickens me.


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