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Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#3
The argument is should pavliickk be unbanned forever. My perspective is yes
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#4
Quote by ElMaco
The argument is should pavliickk be unbanned forever. My perspective is yes


I'll take the case!
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#5
Here's some research material



pavliickk destroys an old monitor with a throwing hammer
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#9
Unless at least 2/3 of you are jewish I'm not interested

...modes and scales are still useless.


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But our Band is Listana
#10
Quote by neidnarb11890
I saw the stewie is unbanned? why not ali?

if you were there, you would know
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#11
Quote by neidnarb11890
is ali still banned tho?


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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


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#12
Quote by Xiaoxi
Unless at least 2/3 of you are jewish I'm not interested


My wife is jewish and my last name ends with Ski. If you consider her my "better half" that's at least 51% with a polish heritage kicker.
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#13
Quote by JustRooster
My wife is jewish and my last name ends with Ski. If you consider her my "better half" that's at least 51% with a polish heritage kicker.


51% isn't quite two thirds, Jake Cantmathski.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#15
JustRooster

You can say "jhddujcd ijgdwtjbfuk wrggbjkoojngd shuknfdstjkojgf" if you want.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#16
Quote by theogonia777
51% isn't quite two thirds, Jake Cantmathski.


This was good
My God, it's full of stars!
#19
Quote by UltimateGuizar
JusticeRooski


I've become a Russian Judge; aka Pit Mod.
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#20
Can I keep you on a retainer of kisses on the cheek while I go out and commit some crimes?
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#22
I get enough ego stroking without having to work for it, thanks.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at May 5, 2017,
#23
Quote by TheChaz
I'd like you to build a case against adults eating Mac n Cheese.

Objection
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#24
Quote by StewieSwan
Objection

Overruled StewieScrawn
#26
Quote by ElMaco
Here's some research material



pavliickk destroys an old monitor with a throwing hammer


Pav is the best

r.i.p.

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I an evety characyer in this story
#27
So guys

I'm having some legal problems, this guy with a skull on his chest keeps fucking up my quirky biker-bar, The Hell's Kitchen.
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#28
So this guy totally besmirched me the other day, and I demand satisfaction.
SGT. HARTMAN: Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
COWBOY: Sir, Texas, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!! Do you suck dicks!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Are you a peter-puffer!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!!
#30
I declare my sovereignty, and for the record, I am here under duress. Every minute you force me to contact with you, I will be billing at a rate of $10,000 an hour. Don't worry, I'll do the math.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#32
Quote by chrismendiola
am i being retained???

THIS IS RAPE
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#33
Quote by Zaphikh
So this guy totally besmirched me the other day, and I demand satisfaction.


We'd love to help you get satisfaction from that guy.
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#34
Quote by UltimateGuizar
Fantastic post friend Josh.

Nice posivibes.  I like them.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#36
help i was molested by my favourite music in the earhole, wut do
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#37
JustRooster if at least 2/3s of your speech is the HGCKG sound i think you'll be ok on jewishness


Quote by TheChaz
I'd like you to build a case against adults eating Mac n Cheese.


i am also interested in this, pls do
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
Last edited by Primus2112 at May 5, 2017,
#38
Bud I don't recommend going into business with those two.
My God, it's full of stars!
#39
10 TRicks to avoid jail YOU WON'T BELIEVE NUMBER 7
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#40
I was shushed by this guy in a bar, how do I make this SOB regret it
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Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
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