#1
The strangest things inspire you, right? I was watching a chat show and decided I wanted to bash out some lyrics.

------------------------------

A true fashion icon wears
The clothes no one dares
But I'm a no style titan
With my share of nightmares

I'm not saying I know what I'm doing
'Cause I'm no Diane Keaton

We're skewing the truth
And gluing it back together
An order without a purpose
A beacon with no reason

All the good stuff’s been absorbed
No more dead man's clothes
Let's buy jeans pre-caked with mud
To stem our prefab woes
All the fuss and pointless races
No I won't believe the buzz
They say everything changes
Yet clearly nothing does

I'm not saying I know what I'm doing
'Cause I'm no Kevin Bacon

We're skewing the truth
And gluing it back together
An order without a purpose
A beacon with no reason