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I had a couple of moments, nothing grand but still make me cringe when I think about em'. What about you guys?
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No, but I've had some gay/bi sexual friends and I swear to god they just cannot understand that I am straight.

Like one time I was having this long deep conversation with one of my bi-sexual friend and he got really excited all of a sudden and got and ran to the bathroom and it was very obviously that he put lube all over his hands and then I just ran away horrified to my room. 

And then I had one bi-sexual friend who would randomly say weird shit like "HEY, LET ME SEE IT, LET ME SEE IT, COME ON LET ME SEE IT. LET ME SEE YOUR DICK, COME ON" and I just couldn't believe it. He just wanted me to pull my pants down and show me my dick. 

I do not tolerate this goyim behavior anymore. 
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Or just acknowledging the existence of this thread in general.
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Or just acknowledging the existence of this thread in general.


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I was gonna say #H4T3B0N3R too


Can I change my name to this when the thread hits 20 pages?
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No, but I've had some gay/bi sexual friends and I swear to god they just cannot understand that I am straight.


I love when straight people think every gay person they know is extracted to them. lol

The dick story was probably him messing with you.
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#11
my whole life is a gay experience

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I love when straight people think every gay person they know is extracted to them. lol

The dick story was probably him messing with you.
and probably deservedly
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I love when straight people think every gay person they know is extracted to them. lol

The dick story was probably him messing with you.


just gonna double this quote to point out that spelling error
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Well one time I was sucking my boyfriend off and I thought "shit, maybe I'm into dudes"
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yeah i remember that moment like it was yesterday ...

it all started in 2012 when I made an account on this gay forum called ultimate guitar
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I once touched a boy's hand

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yeah i remember that moment like it was yesterday ...

it all started in 2012 when I made an account on this gay forum called ultimate guitar


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just gonna double this quote to point out that spelling error


It wasn't an error. I typed in the correct word but my phone decided that it should be a different word instead.
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I had a gay man hit on me once I told him that I wasn't attracted to men, he said he understood and didn't mean to make things awkward. I still saw him around as we had mutual friends nothing else was ever said.
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#21
I thought I was bi for a while because I'd find myself looking at dudes a lot. Then I got a rectal exam and realized I am definitely not into that, whether on the giving or receiving end. 
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I was actually offering EpiExplorer for this. You naughty boy.
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No, but I've had some gay/bi sexual friends and I swear to god they just cannot understand that I am straight.

Like one time I was having this long deep conversation with one of my bi-sexual friend and he got really excited all of a sudden and got and ran to the bathroom and it was very obviously that he put lube all over his hands and then I just ran away horrified to my room. 

And then I had one bi-sexual friend who would randomly say weird shit like "HEY, LET ME SEE IT, LET ME SEE IT, COME ON LET ME SEE IT. LET ME SEE YOUR DICK, COME ON" and I just couldn't believe it. He just wanted me to pull my pants down and show me my dick. 

I do not tolerate this goyim behavior anymore. 

Having seen what you post, this experience you had explains many things.
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#27
Yeah, a friend came into my house and by some reason we started to touch each other dicks...

Just kidding, the only gay thing I had that I can remember is a guy who touched my butt every fucking day when I started high school, I was afraid he was going to rape me ._.
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#28
when i was in the middle of blowin' this dude i was licking his balls and he came on my forhead. i thought, "is this gay?" but it passed
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#29
I know a few people who do the manly-hug thing at the end of a night out and my best mate has an obsession with shaking people's hands. Touching another guy for any reason is obviously unbelievably gay. 

Also I've been to Brighton a number of times. That place is so gay that even having a walk around the beach/marina counts as a gay experience. 
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I once listened to Careless Whisper while making dinner with my guy friend.

When he put it on I told him that if anybody walked in right now they would get the wrong impression.
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I do not tolerate this goyim behavior anymore. 


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Like one time I was having this long deep conversation with one of my bi-sexual friend and he got really excited all of a sudden and got and ran to the bathroom and it was very obviously that he put lube all over his hands and then I just ran away horrified to my room. 

I don't think you understand gay sex.
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#40
This one time, I had sex with another man, but I said "no homo" afterwards, so I'm in the clear.
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