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#1
I still don't get why Australia are there.

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#2
Wait are we in Eurovision now?
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#3
We've only left the EU not Eurovision unfortunately

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#4
Excellent. I look forward to seeing the amount of side-eye we'll get.
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#5
This year's theme: celebrating diversity
Hosts: three white men



Edit: Also the UK song is titled "I'll never give up on you"
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#7
Israel are fucking awful

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#8
i could not care less

i dont even know what our song is

i expect its some has-been or a failure from a talent show

edit: fucking lmao, i was half joking but it is a loser from a talent show
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#9
he's breaking me to pieces with his tone deaf singing 
#10
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i could not care less

i dont even know what our song is

i expect its some has-been or a failure from a talent show

edit: fucking lmao, i was half joking but it is a loser from a talent show

i think she's a good singer
#11
And for those who are confused about brexit and Eurovision, the competition is made up of those in the European broadcasting area or something similar. Israel (and many others) are also not in the EU.
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#12
Imagine my shock when Poland isn't covering my favourite song by The Front Bottoms

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#13
eurovision also predates the eu by like 30 years so there's that as well 
#14
Still waiting for someone to top lordi

no, not in that sense ziggy, banj, beefer, slapsy, moony, everyone else

or do i
o()o

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#15
The Belarus entry sounds like it was written by Disney. I don't hate it.
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#19
i'm not sure he's really playing that saxophone but i appreciate the aesthetic 
#20
I feel like if I understood what Portugal were singing I'd be crying.

And Azerbaijan what.
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#21
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Still waiting for someone to top lordi


Wow, you Europeans can get away with a lot on TV, can't you?
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#22
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Wow, you Europeans can get away with a lot on TV, can't you?


only after 9pm

which it is right now

day 1: still no sign of lordi toppers
o()o

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#23
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only after 9pm

which it is right now

day 1: still no sign of lordi toppers
what's wrong with the Moldova skanky leg? Not feeling the gorilla? Did Portugal not put you into a glass cage of emotion?
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#24
Måns showing these guys how it's done lol

the cringe-worthy hosting is the worst thing about this tbh
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#26
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what's wrong with the Moldova skanky leg? Not feeling the gorilla? Did Portugal not put you into a glass cage of emotion?


oh I'm not watchin it

just so drowsy from these painkillers that I can't do much this evening so I'm whinging

o()o

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#27
Lol wut?
RIP Matt Lauer


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#28
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oh I'm not watchin it

just so drowsy from these painkillers that I can't do much this evening so I'm whinging


well you need to be on something to watch it 
#29
Sweden is so Eurovision.
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#30
This French bird is fit

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#31
Moldova sexy sax man was great.
Hungaro-grime was funny.
Romania yodel-rap was brilliant.
Portugal was creepy.
Azerbaijan horseheadman wtf haha
Croatia one man duet was amazing.
Ukraine had a breakdown!
Norway had kylo ren
Belgium had a dreary performance
Bulgarian kid didn't even see the 90s

Don't let your boat be empty, don't be a sunken dream
Don't let the boat regret thee, for what you could have seen

#33
Yup. Voted Moldova, Romania, Ukraine and Croatia

Don't let your boat be empty, don't be a sunken dream
Don't let the boat regret thee, for what you could have seen

#34
I wanted to vote through the app but it failed me.
That little Georgian girl is one heck of a singer from that clip they showed.
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#35
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Yup. Voted Moldova, Romania, Ukraine and Croatia


You voted for the yodel??

STOP THE YODEL
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#36
All auto tuned bullshit
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#37
The UK's song seems a tiny, teeny little bit inappropriate.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



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#39
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All auto tuned bullshit
some of them probably would have benefitted from some auto tune.


Classic Australian mooning.
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#40
this is the best Eurovision moment in recent years

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