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Apparently, people are now marrying themselves. Well, more specifically, sad, bitter feminists with a millennial-like flare for narcissism are marrying themselves after sticking it to The Patriarchy by choosing to put their careers ahead of their personal lives.  In the new, sad trend called "sologamy," women are committing themselves to themselves with their own wedding ceremony. These women, such as self-styled "sologamist" Erika Anderson, throw on a white gown, invite their close friends and family and marry themselves in a legally nonbinding way.


http://www.dailywire.com/news/16451/sologamy-apparently-people-are-marrying-themselves-amanda-prestigiacomo
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December 14, 2017
#2
Of course her name is Erika instead of the much more reasonable Erica.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#4
Marriage is between a woman

Edit: lol, read the thing. Of course there is something to buy as well
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#5
what if you want a divorce
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#7
seems like a waste of time
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#8
Does she need to divorce herself if she meets someone?
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#9
Tries to be strong and independent

Can't hack it alone

Marries herself to ease the loneliness
#10
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seems like a waste of time


like this thread tbh

It's just gossipy rubbish, useless stuff

fills out the brain the wrong way

wont care about it in 10 minutes

why even bother

yes I'm still taking painkillers
o()o

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#11
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Of course her name is Erika instead of the much more reasonable Erica.
This is a microaggression against all of Scandinavia and Minnesota, how dare you.

Also, it's not really putting your career ahead of your social life as much as making your career your "social life" if you so choose to differentiate the two. Pretty miserable all the same, either way.


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#13
"I don't need a man to be happy"

*marries self*

"You're perfect just the way you are"

*Dies alone in house full of litterboxes*
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This is a microaggression against all of Scandinavia and Minnesota, how dare you.
I got your microaggression right here

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#15
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I got your microaggression right here
And it is micro, ifyouknowwhatimsaying.


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#16
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And it is micro, ifyouknowwhatimsaying.
I do.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#17
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I do.


heard it here first, folks

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#18
OK no one else is going to say it... She can go ^%$# herself.

I'm waiting on the first wedding between a human and a machine.
#19
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like this thread tbh

It's just gossipy rubbish, useless stuff

fills out the brain the wrong way

wont care about it in 10 minutes

why even bother

yes I'm still taking painkillers

Better up the dose sounds like you're still feeling pain, and FFS don't become another opioid statistic.
#20
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#22
so literally just mgtow but a woman?

also erika is a nicer spelling than erica
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are you you saying we make this thread an abortion? 
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#28
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I'm waiting on the first wedding between a human and a machine.


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#30
I'd do me. 

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#31
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so literally just mgtow but a woman?

also erika is a nicer spelling than erica


Any person who literally "marries" themselves has some serious mental and personality issues. I thought mgtow was just an idea of not getting married, but still casually dating and socializing with women.
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#32
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Better up the dose sounds like you're still feeling pain, and FFS don't become another opioid statistic.


Naw, it's just our version of tylenol but for whatever reason, it makes me really drowsy. Would use ibrupofen but ran out.
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#33
Oiriginally read that as "Sologasm", which I imagine isn't too far off the mark.
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#34
It's funny how much people care about the actions of feminists they supposedly don't care about

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#35
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Any person who literally "marries" themselves has some serious mental and personality issues.
why tho like on what level does it actually mean anything
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I thought mgtow was just an idea of not getting married, but still casually dating and socializing with women.
the idea of someone who calls himself an mgtow dating, casually or otherwise, is absurd
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#36
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I should be more specific, some sort of human like robot getting married to a human, as sex with machines is fairly common, vibrators, the web site ^%$#ingmachines.com, etc.
#37
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Naw, it's just our version of tylenol but for whatever reason, it makes me really drowsy. Would use ibrupofen but ran out.

If you're in the UK doesn't that have codeine in it?
#38
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why tho like on what level does it actually mean anything
the idea of someone who calls himself an mgtow dating, casually or otherwise, is absurd

So you've dwelt in the Manosphere?
MGTOW use the word gynocentric to describe conditions that favor women to the detriment of men, and are opposed to such circumstances.[8][6] MGTOW believe that there is a systemic gynocentric bias against men including double standards in gender roles, bias against men in family courts, lack of concern for men falsely accused of rape and lack of consequences for their accusers.[9]

Amusing and timely considering my movie recommendation.
#39
A few thoughts come to mind

1. This could be a boone for the sex toy industry!

2. If she has sex with someone/anyone (excluding masterbation) would that be considered and extra marital affair and grounds for divorce?

3. If shes get frustrated and bangs her head against the wall would that be considered spousal abuse?

4. Will she get mad at herself for staying out late and coming home drunk and then have revenge masterbation to teach herself a lesson?

5. She is an idiot!
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#40
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So you've dwelt in the Manosphere?
something i learned from growing up with siblings is not to say yes or no to something if you don't know what it means

this is such a thing
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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