#2
I wanna be one of those guys that carries a 2 gallon bottle of water everywhere they go.

I'm just a pathetic 1 gallon guy right now
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#3
I don't. #anotherinchtopinch
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#4
I wear a Karate Kid headband.  It not only increases my Crane Kick power but it also makes me ride a bicycle faster.  All this equals a healthier lifestyle.  
#5
Looking at those pictures, he's dehydrated.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
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#9
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I know one girl who collect her sulfur from the ears


I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure you shouldn't have sulphur coming from your ears, unless you're a volcano
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#10
My parents have been using lemons as deodorant for their entire lifetime and they smell fine

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#11
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My parents have been using lemons as deodorant for their entire lifetime and they smell fine


How do you use a lemon as deodorant?
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#12
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How do you use a lemon as deodorant?


You squeeze them in people's faces if they get too close to you
but really they just apply it directly under their armpits

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#13
Apply the lemon, of course
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#14
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My parents have been using  lemons as deodorant for their entire lifetime and they smell fine

Translation - I have become accustomed to people smelling of lemon and BO
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#15
I've been eating my shit over Cheerios for breakfast over the last 7 years. 
#16
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I've been eating my shit over Cheerios for breakfast over the last 7 years. 


You should call it "not so cheerios"
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#19
Recently I bought a whitening dental equipment. I had dental problems (yellow teeth) and our local dentists are so expensive so I decided to ordered such machine  for home use. I used it twice per week and at last I am not afraid to smile. But most of my friends think that I am too obsessed with my teeth care. 
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#20
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Recently I bought dental equipment. I had some dental problems a few years ago and my doctor advised me to order it here https://bimedis.com/search/search-items/dental-equipment for home use additionally. It was very convy 'coz I could make all necessary procedures regularly and with its help I saved a lot of money. Most my friends think that I am too obsessed with my teeth care. 

Well it depends on what you got, if you bought an autoclave then yes you're obsessed.
#21
90% of what I do.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy
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Normani
Normies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#23
I avoid putting salt on things to add flavor. I also carry the gallon water jug with me, one or two bottles isn't enough. 
#24
I have even got my mum into drinking it now!
This is the part that needs some clarification.
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