#1
So it looks like they're finally giving Cpt Underpants the big screen treatment. But I'm worried that everything he stands for is going to be lost on the newer generation of kids once Hollywood gets their clammy hands on it.

Is he going to retain his edge that we have all come to know and love, or is this going to be another globalist psyop to pump and dump some "progressive" message into children? It got a PG for mild rude humor throughout, but nowadays, that could mean anything
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#2
I'm putting down 5 on using the movie as an allegory for teenage self-acceptance and discovery in a society that is hostile to deviant behaviour

5 on it being a movie about an ABDL fetishist using their passion for justice and kinky sex to change the world
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#4
there will be extem violins an newclear waist power trwosers

(seriously, I haven't even heard that name since 2001 when I was 9)
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#7


I had so much fun with this when I was 6. My name is Gidget Liver Humperdinck.

Too bad this film is going to be a total butchery no doubt.
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#11
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Worried about the new Captain Underpants movie


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#12
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I had so much fun with this when I was 6. My name is Gidget Liver Humperdinck.

Too bad this film is going to be a total butchery no doubt.


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#13
Was not a fan as a kid. I think I sat through one story from it and was bored as all heck.

So naturally, I couldn't care less about the movie.
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#14
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I loved Captain Underpants as a kid.  This will probably suck, but I won't see it anyway, so.....

I'm just fine.
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#15
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Was not a fan as a kid.


Nate the Great was for the truly patrician kids.


Always got the culprit... and his pancakes.
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#17
Tbf I'm sure the stories weren't bad, but I was incredibly nerdy and no fun as a child. I was always the only one in my class who chose to read and report on non-fiction books over fiction.
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Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


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#18
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Tbf I'm sure the stories weren't bad, but I was incredibly nerdy and no fun as a child. I was always the only one in my class who chose to read and report on non-fiction books over fiction.

Captain Underpants is non-fiction
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#21
Book bans

The Captain Underpants books were reported by the American Library Association to be the most frequently challenged books in the year 2012.[10] Dav Pilkey also mentioned this in his website. According to the American Library Association, Pilkey's Captain Underpants series was explicitly banned in some schools for insensitivity and being unsuited to age group, as well as encouraging children to disobey authority.[11][12]

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#23
IDK though I am a bit old for Captain Underpants but from what I have seen from the commercial he is pretty fat and I can see SJW's crying out that old Crappy Underpant's is promoting unhealthy eating habits not to mention public indecency.


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Too bad this film is going to be a total butchery no doubt.


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#24
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#25
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LOL my niece won't let her children watch Peppa Pig (the most annoting British cartoon ever) because the parents let the kids get away with too much.
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#26
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The SJW's at the ALA just don't get it. Captain Underpants taught great moral lessons, and the choose-your-own-adventure format of the books instills valuable life lessons.

Funny how they ramped up their butthurt in 2012 specifically, (the date when the degeneracy of today and the effects of cultural Marxism were really starting to rear it's ugly head). I shudder to think how corrupted the new ones must be. This is the only thing I know about one released in 2015:




...all we can do at this point is pray for the children...
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#27
Fat Lard
I don't think it's the ALA doing the banning, they are just tracking it, it's parents and religious organizations.
#28
It's going to be hot garbage

We don't need anymore reboots or comic come to life, look at what they've done with Spider-Man -- absolute blasphemy
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