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I went and got some lunch during work today. There was a homeless guy sitting outside asking people for change. I decided while I was in line to buy him some lunch, since I didn't have any change to give him. When I handed it to him his face just lit up and it looked like I just made his day. It was a great feeling and all it cost me was a few bucks. He thanked me and I got in my car and went back to work. 


You can call it a humble brag, but I think that if it resulted from helping someone in need I can live with it.  

My challenge to every one of you is to participate in the Random Kindness Challenge. I want everyone to perform a random act of kindness to a stranger this week and tell us about it. Maybe we could make it a weekly thing idk. Show your love, UG.
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#2
I'll wear a free hugs shirt on the subway
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#3
i do random kind things passively anyway because i'm not a dick
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#5
who the fuck returns milk
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#6
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who the fuck returns milk

I had to take some milk back to Aldi because it started leaking on my way out to the car. 
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#7
We had an event a few days back and I gave what food was left to a homeless dude and his partner

Give homeless people money like weekly

Also
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i do random kind things passively anyway because i'm not a dick


Same

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#8
I helped out an old lady today she seemed lost and keeped mentioning she was trying to get to a fountain? Anyway I had my film camera with me so I took a pic of her

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#9
I really like this but involves social interaction with strangers so I'm going to have to give it a miss
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#10
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I really like this but involves social interaction with strangers so I'm going to have to give it a miss


Offer to pay for the person behind you's meal at a drive thru or smth
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#11
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I helped out an old lady today she seemed lost and keeped mentioning she was trying to get to a fountain? Anyway I had my film camera with me so I took a pic of her



Sounds like "yeah so this lady was trying to look for a thing so I took a pic of her and left"

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#12
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I really like this but involves social interaction with strangers so I'm going to have to give it a miss


Lol
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



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M00NAGEDAYDREAM
well she told me not to help her out and said it was wrong to help people so I just asked her to pose and she told me about how great capitalism was. . . we went to a coffee shoppe too and then i left

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#14
Banjocal

Sounds like quite a character.

I feel like I might've mentioned this before but I want you to do my wedding pics in the future

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#15
I mean those are random pics of Ayn Rand I found on google and I'm being a dumbass and I mostly take pictures of trees but sure

it won't be cheap
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#16
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Banjocal

Sounds like quite a character.

I feel like I might've mentioned this before but I want you to do my wedding pics in the future

Why would you have your wedding in a cemetery?
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#17
lmao
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#18
Today I randomly gave my mum and brother (both total strangers to me of course) some birthday presents (read: alcoholic beverages) because it was randomly their shared birthday

That's all the kindness I can cope with for now
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Why would you have your wedding in a cemetery?


*dad joke about marriage being death*

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#21
its so conceptual
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#22
 It's like poetry, it's sort of, they rhyme. Every stanza kind of rhymes with the last one. Hopefully it'll work.

2 years later

I may have gone too far in a few places
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#24
oh for fuck sake
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#25
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#26
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I helped out an old lady today she seemed lost and keeped mentioning she was trying to get to a fountain? Anyway I had my film camera with me so I took a pic of her

 


Upskirt pic, I'm guessing? Because that sure looks like a cunt to me. 
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Upskirt pic, I'm guessing? Because that sure looks like a cunt to me. 

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#28
That is a nice idea. In my mind I always have this mentality that I could always do random acts of kindness and could do it right now if I wanted to, but I never do lol (i.e I pussy out). Doesn't bother me though (ethically speaking), but doing good to others is always nice

Though ... if we plan to do said acts of kindness, they are not random anymore, right? WHAT DO I DO THEN!?
#29
congrats, you did a decent thing and then you talked about it on a forum
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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#30
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who the fuck returns milk

The cow.
#32
IDK I have had some strange experiences when trying to be charitable:

1. Tried to give some free food coupons that were actually winning game pieces from the McDonald's Monopoly game to a homeless man, enough for a couple of meals and he cussed me out, I knew he was homeless hecwas always around pushing his shopping cart I thought WTF? Then went to McDonald's and had free lunch.

2. I tried buy a homeless guy a meal one night at a fast food restaurant and he kept insisting that I give him cash so he could wait and eat with his friend later. He was a drunk and I knew he wanted the money for a bottle I didn't have cash and told him and offered again to buy him a meal and he tried to get me to go to an ATM and get cash so I said whatever bought myself a meal ate and left.

3. I was sitting in McDonald's eating in was sitting by a window that had a shade pulled part way down and watched this car pull up just outside, then the driver got out, put on a dark pair of glasses, grabbed a white cane with a red tip he walked inside came up to my table told me he was blind and could I spare $5. I said " dude I just watched you drive up" he said " no I didn't " I said yeah you just drove up in that blue Toyota, " He tried not to grin and said "no I didn't" I just said "uh yes you did so please leave me alone" He started to get agitated and kept trying to argue until the manager came up and asked what was going on so I told him he then asked the " blind" man to leave. He watched as the "blind" man went out, got into his car and sped off. The manager apologised I told him no worries and left.

4. I used to watch this guy park in the parking lot where I used to work get out of his nice Buick grab a dirty pair of shoes, dirty shirt and hat and take his cardboard sign, walk over to the nearby highway exit and pan bangle for 4 hours give or take then jump in his car go to lunch and come back and put in another 2 or 3 hours before shedding his dirty clothes jumping in his Buick and heading out.

5. I saw a white guy with a sign that said "spread some cheese on this broke cracker" I laughed so hard I had to circle back and give him a few dollars.
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#33
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Do you think if she had been hot she would have had the same attitude about things?


Nope. 
#34
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congrats, you did a decent thing and then you talked about it on a forum

I think going out of your way to buy someone lunch when they didn't even ask you for anything is more than "a decent thing" but hey
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#35
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You can call it a humble brag,

You really can't. It's just garden variety bragging.
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#36
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I think going out of your way to buy someone lunch when they didn't even ask you for anything is more than "a decent thing" but hey
maybe if you hadn't decided to talk about it on here
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#37
I think my restraint from punching slow walkers in the back of the head when they get in my way is my random act of kindness on a daily basis 
#38
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maybe if you hadn't decided to talk about it on here


god forbid me try to encourage other people to go do something nice for a stranger  
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#39
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god forbid me try to encourage other people to go do something nice for a stranger  
you can do that without bragging about shit you did

really easily
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