So I was at Maryland Deathfest last night (still going on, didn't want to go tonight) and saw Acid King and Conan, and a strange band from Salt Lake City, Subrosa. It was mostly enjoyable. Deathfeast seems to be a wide reaching thing. I'm going to their Days of Darkness in October to see Om, Neurosis, and Boris.

They also have shit like Agorophobic Nosebleed, Candlemass and a ton of others. Plus tons of merch.

Anyone have any good metal festival stories? Dick Pics? Anything?
Maryland Bumfest is more like it. 

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