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#2
Gave my cat a belly rub while she tried to bite my hand
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#4
I went hiking in the great smoky mountains
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#5
Watched a triathlon... then went to a bar and watched the Indy 500.

Don't let your boat be empty, don't be a sunken dream
Don't let the boat regret thee, for what you could have seen

#7
Walked to my nan's house and back to see why she wasn't answering the phone. She went out with a friend.
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#8
I didn't do jack shit today. Drank some wine and napped a lot, I guess. 
#9
Bought a grill, finally, and I listed one of my basses on Craigslist.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#10
Went to the range and got in some much needed trigger time.
"It's better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war"
#11
Went to the strip club.
#12
Damn not much. Watched a documentary on West Virginia coal mining.
My God, it's full of stars!
#14
Got some fried chicken.

Also slept.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#16
Learned a The Cure song and thought about submitting a tab for it but there's a better one already 🏄
#17
I just moved a chair two blocks and up two floors.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#18
Listened to BROJOB.  
Gear: Gibson Les Paul Studio, Gibson SG Special, Fender Stratocaster, Fender Telecaster, Fender Jazzmaster, Gretsch Pro Jet, Carvin C350, Epiphone ES-339 P90, Epiphone ES-335 Pro. Peavey 6505, Sovtek MIG-100, Vox AC30, Peavey XXX.
#19
Killed a man.

Wait no, that was someone else.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#20
made girls masturbate
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#21
I attended the 101st running of the Indianapolis 500 my wife's boss got free tickets from the Marion County Sheriff and we had a police escort to the track free parking in the police lot and badass seats in the main grandstand!
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
- Bill Lawrence

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

#22
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The most interesting thing I did today was run 2 miles with no top on.

Beat that.

I smoked a rack of ribs. Rolling them in the paper was easy, but it was a bitch keeping them lit. 

As for running two miles topless, if you're a dude, then so what? If you're a (insert politically correct modern term for female person here), then that's interesting.  It's even more interesting if you have large (insert politically correct modern term for tits here). 
#25
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What do you need the two blocks for?

And what's an up?

I did the shopping for the week and broke down a ton of boxes.
#26
I worked, so I got paid double.

Or, I grilled enough for us to eat for several days.
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Amps/FX
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Understood- I waste money on amps*, too.

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#27
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Bought a grill, finally


420 braise it

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I an evety characyer in this story
#29
I learned blowin in the wind today and then updated my signature
Click here to hear my BOB DYLAN (Blowing in the Wind) out right now May 2k17
#30
Cut down 4 trees
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#31
Haven't done anything interesting since last weekend, when I went to a concert on Saturday and went to dinner and a movie (Aliens. Ehh.) with the fam on Sunday.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#32
started liking all the posts in this thread then gave up when I realised it was longer than I had initially thought
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#33
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started liking all the posts in this thread then gave up when I realised it was longer than I had initially thought


wow okay i thought that you liked my post specifically but now i see that it's all just a game to you
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#34
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wow okay i thought that you liked my post specifically but now i see that it's all just a game to you
if it helps I did skip posts that weren't up to my standards
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#35
Quote by K33nbl4d3
if it helps I did skip posts that weren't up to my standards


considering that you only skipped TobusRex then yes that helps

no wait you skipped gerdner as well
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#36
theogonia777
you fucking snitch
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#37
I'm so happy K33nbl4d3 liked my post.
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started liking all the posts in this thread then gave up when I realised it was longer than I had initially thought

Oh.
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if it helps I did skip posts that weren't up to my standards

Yay.

What an emotional rollercoaster. This is the most interesting thing of my day today.

Don't let your boat be empty, don't be a sunken dream
Don't let the boat regret thee, for what you could have seen

#38
tbh i don't know how he didn't skip over your post tho
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#39
mowed the lawn and got rid of a few weeds

not sure if this day can get much more exciting tbh
#40
Quote by theogonia777
tbh i don't know how he didn't skip over your post tho


Don't let your boat be empty, don't be a sunken dream
Don't let the boat regret thee, for what you could have seen

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