#1
Do you kiss your guitar at night? 

Yes.


Do you tell your guitar that you love your guitar?

... 
Yes.


Do you mean it?

.. Yes..


But, it's a nice guitar. such a nice guitar, sexy too, it was love at first play even, but at the time I couldn't afford it so I wanted to visit it with my Epiphone to see what parts to order for my Epiphone to copy it - then I bought it because, when I was afforded to, I knew what I wanted *exactly what I wanted; my guitar*.
At first I loved how it played, hated how it looked, but, tone and sound and feel (as well as make and model) won hands down and I couldn't be happier.
It looks sexy with a set of pickups that I like in it that I think are perfect for it.
It's a 1996 Gibson Les Paul Red Sparkle Top/Transparent Scratch Pate One (that I just left on because I like); When it was sold to me, the scratch plate was in the case and I didn't see it it/assume it had a cream/beige or black one.
It's chambered, lighter, with a smaller neck than a VOS 1958... But my Gibson is all Gibson, nice, light, rich, proud Gibson.
With the best head stock (my favourite) ever.


What about you, UG?
Last edited by treborillusion at May 29, 2017,
#2
Stroke its neck
Caress its body
Sweet sweet licks
#3
How's Croydon? Still a minority over there?
#5
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How's Croydon?  Still a minority over there?

I'm going to Buckingham Palace tomorrow...
Invitation only, must wear blazer or lounge suit.
And yes.
How's you? The Chaz
#6
I shove my guitars in the private parts of women, does that count?
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#7
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I shove my guitars in the private parts of women, does that count?
Yes, you kiss with someone else's lips.
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#8
I kiss everything in my apartment otherwise I can't sleep.
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#9
i prefer thick ropey strings all over my lips and tongue, which is the primary reason i play bass instead
#10
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I'm going to Buckingham Palace tomorrow...
Invitation only, must wear blazer or lounge suit.
And yes.
How's you? The Chaz

Good treborillusion. Thank You. And yes, I do kiss my guitar goodnight. Also, I call your mother "my guitar."
#11
Which one? (doesn't matter, the answer is no anyway)

No

No.
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#12
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Stroke its neck
Caress its body
Sweet sweet licks
kiss its neck

kiss its back

kiss its pussy, and its crack
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#13
I have 2 guitars hanging on the wall above my bed so no but close enough.
I didn't do it on purpose, it's just that my room is incredibly small and that was the best possible place.
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#15
my guitar touches my soul and i rub its expressive clitoris to elicit that response. I dont need to kiss it
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#18
"A well-wound coil is a well-wound coil regardless if it's wound with professional equipment, or if somebody's great-grandmother winds it to an old French recipe with Napoleon's modified coffee grinder and chops off the wire after a mile with an antique guillotine!"
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#20
I have one used guitar that I think was a whore, and 2 new ones that I don't know well enough yet.
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#21
Nope. One of the great things about my guitar is that I don't have to interact with it the way I do with a human being.
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#23
Not every night, but given that I really mean it when I do, and that I pleasure it for six hours a day either way, I think it's content.
#24
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treborillusion What are you going to be doing at Buckingham Palace?


Garden party, my grandmother, WWII Vet' , plotted D Day on June the 6th; she met Prince Harry today, he said she looked pretty and asked her about her dress and noticed she was the only woman in her group.
Last edited by treborillusion at May 30, 2017,
#25
In dieser Nacht und in allen anderen Nächten werde ich meine Gitarre lieben und zum gis Punkt bringen. 
Last edited by andi_711 at Aug 21, 2017,
#26
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WWII Vet' , plotted D Day on June the 6th; she met Prince Harry today, he said she looked pretty and asked her about her dress and noticed she was the only woman in her group.


That's pretty amazing!

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#27
i like to finger my guitar, because she is over the age of 18 
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