#1
You are literally saying than being a man is bad, less-than, inferior


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#2
No youre literally saying a person is a penis.


#takebackliterally
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#3
There are so many abbreviations these days I can't keep up
#5
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You are literally saying than being a man is bad, less-than, inferior


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#6
>walking down the street like a sir
>slam the door shut on woman behind me
>(get it yrself greedy succubus)
>"what a dick move"
>"why thank you m'lady"
>tip fedora
>go my own way
#7
cool

you're a dick
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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#8
WOMYN = 5 letters
MAN = 3 letters

Need more proof of female superiority?

Numerology time:
Man = 1
WOMYN = 9

GIVE ME YOUR MALE TEARS
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#11
StewieSwan What about if you call them a cock holster?
#12
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StewieSwan What about if you call them a cock holster?

you are literally saying that roosters are invalid. And I happen to think JustRooster is as valid as any of us
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#13
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you are literally saying that roosters are invalid. And I happen to think JustRooster is as valid as any of us
Do you know the etymology of the word cock?
#14
My spidey senses are telling me that 'dick' as an insult is a standalone thing with no outside reference

also I don't know about you but despite how awesome it is to have a weiner it's an unsightly organ

that fat pop star made a terrible song about how everyone is "perfect from the bottom to the top" but she's clearly never seen a scrotum
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#15
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Do you know the etymology of the word cock?

Boring.
#16
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Do you know the etymology of the word cock?
Does it come from your sig?
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There are so many abbreviations these days I can't keep up
TIAT,AMR
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You are now using UG Classic.


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#18
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Do you know the etymology of the word cock?


cock comes from a Proto-Germanic onomatopoeia for the sound of a rooster crowing
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#20
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just think though JustRooster didn't invite StewieSwan to join the #ugchumptank


Spreading your hurt feelings around multiple threads, huh?
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#22
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What if you call someone a cunt?

You may just be saying 'cant' with a South African accent.
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#24
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cock comes from a Proto-Germanic onomatopoeia for the sound of a rooster crowing
that's a bit shit like none of that cock-a-doodle-doo shit for the proto-germanics their roosters just woke them up with a solid, dependable scream of "COCK."
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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#25
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that's a bit shit like none of that cock-a-doodle-doo shit for the proto-germanics their roosters just woke them up with a solid, dependable scream of "COCK."

Well, the proto-germanics didn't have access to Flanderised roosters.
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#26
I use 'Cuntybollocks'. That way you protect yourself against accusations of gender prejudice.

'Ballache' is a popular UK term for when something is a "pain in the ass". When I use it, I usually follow it up with "twatcramp", to avoid marginalising the womenfolk...

for example:

"Tidying up is a ballache. or, if you'd prefer: twatcramp".
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#27
Y'know, or their name is Dick...
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#28
Men are inferior tho
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#29
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Well, the proto-germanics didn't have access to Flanderised roosters.
so they had JustRoosters instead?
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#30
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that's a bit shit like none of that cock-a-doodle-doo shit for the proto-germanics their roosters just woke them up with a solid, dependable scream of "COCK."


well gallulogists believe that roosters have always made similar sounds so my guess is that due to differences in lifestyle the Germanic peoples 2000+ years ago were too busy to say the whole cock-a-doodle-doo and so they just went with something that would be Romanized as kəkkəz (since they wrote with scribbles back then as the Germanic people's were barbarians) and the work was later shortened to kək by the Anglo-Saxons and eventually the word was spelled coc when King Cunt the Great outlawed the use of Germanic scribble writing in the mid 11th century because it was too pagan (he was huge Pope fanboy) and eventually the spelling changed a couple of more times for no real reason other than that someone insisted that English should require voiceless velar plosives to be rendered as -ck when at the end of a word rather than just a singular -c or -k as was common from the earliest adaptation of Latin script to the English language in the 5th century until about the 13th or 14th century
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#31
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King Cunt the Great
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#32
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yup King Cunt, son of Sweynn Fuckbeard

it's no wonder why he only ever became king of only some of the Swedes

probably Kensai's ancestors
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#33
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yup King Cunt, son of Sweynn Fuckbeard

it's no wonder why he only ever became king of only some of the Swedes

probably Kensai's ancestors

Do you think they saw that horse & cart coming?
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#34
I'd be ok if there were no dicks in the world tbh.
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I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#35
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I'd be ok if there were no dicks in the world tbh.

But how would you write your name in the snow?

With a stick, like some sort of savage?
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#36
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Boring.

Present progressive conjugation of "to bore," meaning "to drill, to excavate"

Example: I was boring deep into your mom's cave last night.
#37
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Present progressive conjugation of "to bore," meaning "to drill, to excavate"

Example: I was boring deep into your mom's cave last night.
you were right up there and still boring her? you don't sound too good at this
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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#38
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you were right up there and still boring her? you don't sound too good at this

Hey man, practice makes perfect.
#40
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I'd be ok if there were no dicks in the world tbh.


And yet I bet you haven't even ripped yours off

Smh
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!