#1
The first person you see is now your lover

The first object you see is how you pleasure said lover

Discuss
#2
No one. A book.


Guess I'm gonna be sticking some pages together.
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#5
Opened this right as I'm outside at work in a corner where no one comes except to dump trash (9/10 times it's just me but not always) and it was some guy I've never met before.

Omg.
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There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
A wall.

A paintbrush.

It's a sign, kreygasm
o()o

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#8
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To my left is the wall of photos I took at gigs. The first person I saw in one of those was Sebastian Bach.

I am going to sodomise Sebastian Bach with a stuffed owl.
i mean the stuffed owl is questionable but i wouldn't say no to sebastian bach bach in the day
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#9
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i mean the stuffed owl is questionable but i wouldn't say no to sebastian bach bach in the day
Owl have you know that's animalist.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#10
Well, it's a good thing that I am in my room alone because this was the first thing I saw (didn't count the wall):

There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#12
So do I shove the fridge in my ass or do I put my dick in the fridge?


Im confused.
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#13
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theogonia777 Why are you holding it like that and not with the handle lol


Better composition of the shot. You right-eimg, gun-toting nut jobs just don't appreciate proper visual design. Although that being said, the uncropped image has too much head room but the cropped version is much better.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
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#14
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So do I shove the fridge in my ass or do I put my dick in the fridge?


Im confused.
sounds cool
#16
Quote by soundgarden1986
left isnt a person but a twice poster and the person i saw on it first is jihyo

first object is my box cutter from work


rip
verified worst post on this site

i'm still waiting for my copy of signal
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#18
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my copy came in yesterday

i got the pink one
i ordered that one too but i'm still waiting
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#19
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Well, it's a good thing that I am in my room alone because this was the first thing I saw (didn't count the wall):

 

Edgy.
#20
Quote by The_Blode
^ why would this be lying around? ? ? That's a pretty big knife. . .

Maybe she shaves with it?
#22
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Nah, that knife is nowhere near machete enough for that purpose.

I think that would be an accurate assessment.
#23
Quote by The_Blode
^ ? Gotta be as hairy as Chewbacca to need that right? I don't have a problem with hairy women. . .or men, Idc it's not on me so I'm good. . .

#25
my guitar is the first thing to my left

jokes on you, op, i already make love to my guitar at night  
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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#26
No person to my left only a printer.
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#27
i'm in a cubicle...but when the right person comes along it'll be their lucky day because they're getting a nice box Reese's Puffs
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#28
There's a book and a picture of a little girl on said book. So I guess I love a little girl now and pleasure her by reading to her. 
I have nothing important to say
#29
it's a picture frame with me and my gf

what happens now
PM me for newts
#30
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it's a picture frame with me and my gf

what happens now



Shove it in your ass I think?
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#31
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Shove it in your ass I think?

but i'm not dilated yet
PM me for newts
#32
Quote by StewieSwan
but i'm not dilated yet


Hmm.


Shove yourself on the picture of your ass?
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#33
The wall is my lover and the toilet paper is the sex toy. I'm okay with this.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#35
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Nah, that knife is nowhere near machete enough for that purpose.


I currently don't have a machete because it's near impossible to get worthwhile ones. They really don't make them like they used to. Worst part is that the former machete capital of the world is right up the road but the factory shut down in the 40s after 100 years of producing the machetes used in the majorith of South American and African coups and genocides. Too bad. But I am waiting for a friend of mine to get me one from his family down in Jamaica. Knows a place to get them real good.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#36
Jokes on you, I already hump the sofa armrest with the adjacent lamp.
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