#2
Probably a really racist death threat
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#3
i got a flyer suggesting i should vote lib dem

yeah right lmao
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#4
Weird, not really as I was expecting it, but an ex-roommate of mine went to visit his brother in Hawaii and he sent me a small package.
A single green bud.
#5
i got a random scam mail letter once in highscool, it was a fake job to to sell knives and cutlery door-to-door
it said you need to send all your personal info to get an interview lmao
it even had a fake address too, it didn't even exist in my town
a few of my friends got the same letter in the mail
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#6
A catalog that was selling dead animals (cats, pigs, sharks, frogs, etc)
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#7
I am still getting letters from Donald trump asking for donations. I really regret buying that hat. Not just because its dumb as hell shaped, but because even now that he's president he's still asking for money. Dude is one of the richest men in the world and still asking for handouts. Hopefully the hat will slowly gain in value over the years.
#8
Got a letter from George W Bush when I was 10 for being super smart

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#11
Got a letter when I turned 21 from my local MP with memes on the back
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#12
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Got a letter from George W Bush when I was 10 for being super smart

you must be super young. I got a letter from Bill Clinton because i didnt have a computer and needed to do a report about the president. I used the schools computer and shot him an email. Got a packet in the mail 2 weeks later. No cigars though...
#13
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you must be super young. I got a letter from Bill Clinton because i didnt have a computer and needed to do a report about the president. I used the schools computer and shot him an email. Got a packet in the mail 2 weeks later. No cigars though...


Not even a mixtape of his sick sax solos??

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#14
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i got a flyer suggesting i should vote lib dem

yeah right lmao

This

I got a leaflet the other week that said they were the strong opposition the country needed

And then one the other day that said Corbyn absolutely can't win, so I should vote Lib Dem because they totally can  
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#15
Many weird things but they were all things I ordered so not like anything unexpected.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#16
Seamonkeys, and maybe the inflatable sex doll I bought for a bachelor party.
#17
A Russian bride.
"It's better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war"
#18
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A Russian bride.

I was always concerned they would murder me in my sleep, or I would walk out to kitchen and there would be several Russian mobsters sitting around.
#20
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Probably a really racist death threat

What with like "return to sender" on it?
#21
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What with like "return to sender" on it?


No a kid dropped it off in my mailbox in grade school. It didnt go through the mail system.
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#22
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I think when I was like 15 , I got a letter asking if I wanted to sign up for a credit card.

I'm in my late 20's and get one of those every other (if not every) day.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#23
Some a5 piece of paper literally covered in words with conspiracy Shit all over it. I can't remember what the specifics were tho

Found the scan of it I took

dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


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#24
^Woah, that's like crazy homeless person rambling put into text form.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#25
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^Woah, that's like crazy homeless person rambling put into text form.

Yeah, he was just putting em through everyone's letterbox. Deffo a smack head.

There was entire other page of it on the other side too
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#26
A handwritten letter
I don't get mail
A poem.
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#27
A letter for a job opening for a shady company to walk around selling $2000 knife sets to people..
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- Strandberg OS 7
- A cheap fender strat knock-off not worth naming
- Garageband
- Boss GT-1
- Potato
#28
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A letter for a job opening for a shady company to walk around selling $2000 knife sets to people..

Cutco? They are notorious.
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#29
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Cutco? They are notorious.

Yup. Somehow they mailed me, told me I could earn around $18 per appointment. After reading reviews on them, what a seemingly shady company. Make their "employees" pay for their own training, then cough up $150 for a demo set of their knives to sell the $2000 version knife kits to my friends and neighbors. 

I'm guessing they somehow mailed you too?
Gear:
- ESP LTD MH-50
- Strandberg OS 7
- A cheap fender strat knock-off not worth naming
- Garageband
- Boss GT-1
- Potato
#31
I received a Precision Special Deluxe 2 years after cancelling the order. zZounds fucked up, and I got a free bass.
"Quick to judge. Quick to anger. Slow to understand. Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand-in-hand."
- Rush, "Witch Hunt"