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#1
If they could detect my unborn child is going to be short I'd definitely want science to intervene. But is this problematic heightism?
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#2
no son of mine will be some <6ft midget
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#3
I'd cure it by wifing an Amazonian

jk I like short girls and my spawn are destined to suffer for it
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#4
If no one was short, then the previously tall people would just be short


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#5
If they're my kids then they'll probably be tall anyway
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#6
1. Finding a partner is way harder. Your potential mates go from the whole lot of em to omitting those who are too superficial to date someone considered short. Why force your kid to omit possible partners when you could have a choice??

2. As much as the left denies it, there are absolute inherent health risks with being short. Apart from the higher chances of getting kicked, being short is just not good for your body. It's unhealthy and often leads to infections close to the ground. I am aware this problem doesn't really affect lesbians.

3. There are still people who treat short people like subhuman scum and that's not something I would wish on anyone.
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#7
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1. Finding a partner is way harder. Your potential mates go from the whole lot of em to omitting those who are too superficial to date someone considered short. Why force your kid to omit possible partners when you could have a choice??

2. As much as the left denies it, there are absolute inherent health risks with being short. Apart from the higher chances of getting kicked, being short is just not good for your body. It's unhealthy and often leads to infections close to the ground. I am aware this problem doesn't really affect lesbians.

3. There are still people who treat short people like subhuman scum and that's not something I would wish on anyone.


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#8
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1. Finding a partner is way harder. Your potential mates go from the whole lot of em to omitting those who are too superficial to date someone considered short. Why force your kid to omit possible partners when you could have a choice??

2. As much as the left denies it, there are absolute inherent health risks with being short. Apart from the higher chances of getting kicked, being short is just not good for your body. It's unhealthy and often leads to infections close to the ground. I am aware this problem doesn't really affect lesbians.

3. There are still people who treat short people like subhuman scum and that's not something I would wish on anyone.
;_;
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#9
I might go the other direction, smaller people use less resources, and humanity was much smaller until our diets changed.
#10
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;_;

you have a nice dick so really none of these points apply

(I have only dated one person over 5'8, I'm not for unshorting the population)


edit: tbh I've never dated anyone with a particularly big cock either
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#11
Nah. Makes fitting into my Miata and other small sports cars much easier.

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#12
What's "short" any way? I'm 6'4" so most people are short to me, but what is actually short?
#13
Curing random short people I don't know, nah.

Curing my own short child, yeah probably.
#14
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What's "short" any way? I'm 6'4" so most people are short to me, but what is actually short?


6'4" and down is generally considered manlet status
#15
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What's "short" any way? I'm 6'4" so most people are short to me, but what is actually short?

you see, it's cultural

in bangladesh, for instance, it is very normal to be 5'4 as a male, just as it is normal to hold your friends' hands as you walk down the street
in the us, you're just a short homo
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#17
There already is a cure, they're called stilts
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#18
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6'4" and down is generally considered manlet status

Wait... are you saying I'm in the top tier of manlet category....
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#19
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2. It's unhealthy and often leads to infections close to the ground. I am aware this problem doesn't really affect lesbians.


????


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#20
I mean if I could take a pill and grow a few inches, that'd be neat


viagra joke hehe
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#21
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2. As much as the left denies it, there are absolute inherent health risks with being short. Apart from the higher chances of getting kicked, being short is just not good for your body. It's unhealthy and often leads to infections close to the ground. I am aware this problem doesn't really affect lesbians
Ok I have to ask.

What?
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#22
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Ok I have to ask.

What?
lesbians can float
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#23
when the apocalypse comes all you tree-people will have trouble finding shelter from the super mutants, and short people will reign supreme again
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#24
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lesbians can float
...oh yeah.
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#25
no
that is stupid
without genetic diversity, everyone would be the same
and it would make finding a partner even harder since height is out of the equation of unique qualities
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#26
>being a manlet in 2014+3

Come on, guys.
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#27
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#28
I had a friend in high school that was "short" I'm not even sure why he hung around me as he looked even shorter standing next to me.
Perhaps he was hoping to absorb some of my height privilege.

But that's not the story, the tale is this, I over heard a girl he liked, discussing his asking her out, with another girl.
They were laughing about it, "like so gross he's so short" etc, but the guy was pretty cool and a nice guy too, they simply could never go out or be seen with him due to his stature.
#29
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Wait... are you saying I'm in the top tier of manlet category....

Don't listen to Fat Lard he doesn't even lift he's the true manlet tbhtbh
#31
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no
that is stupid
without genetic diversity, everyone would be the same
and it would make finding a partner even harder since height is out of the equation of unique qualities

Ummm hmmm, if the gene pool was uniform a single disease could wipe everyone out.
#32
you guys can reach high shelves, but I can fit under some hanging shelves, and that's pretty cool in a crowded room


so I have that going for me
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#33
Being tall really only has one advantage and a buncha disadvantages. You gotta be in the back of crowds. The store may not carry your size. You need a bigger car. You need to eat more. Your head might hit the door opening.
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#34
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you guys can reach high shelves, but I can fit under some hanging shelves, and that's pretty cool in a crowded room


so I have that going for me

I do have a lot of tiny scars on top of my head, and when I lived in a basement apartment in Seattle the screw on the ceiling lamp always had a bunch of hair on it.
#35
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You gotta be in the back of crowds. The store may not carry your size. [...] You need to eat more.
Being short means you gotta be climbing on people to see shit. The store may not carry your size. You need to eat less even though wings are just as delicious as the vertically privileged.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#36
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You need to eat less even though wings are just as delicious as the vertically privileged.


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#37
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#38
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Being short means you gotta be climbing on people to see shit. The store may not carry your size. You need to eat less even though wings are just as delicious as the vertically privileged.

I'm comparing this to being average height. Being 5'10" means everything is made accessible for you. Being tall actually costs more money. Now you gotta buy a 5 series instead of the 3 series 'cause you don't fit. That particular transaction alone costs you a few thousand.
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#39
yea dude, you have the option of being considerate. If tall people are in front of me, I'm just fucked. Clothes are hard to find because they're either the right length but too big or my shirts will fit my torso but have tiny-ass sleeves. I basically have to order pants online no matter what because my size is never in a store. 
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#40
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no
that is stupid
without genetic diversity, everyone would be the same
and it would make finding a partner even harder since height is out of the equation of unique qualities
dude

snails literally reproduce asexually and you don't see them complaining
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