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so if you don't believe in ghosts, what actually causes the stories of moving furniture and smashed glasses? how do you guys explain it?

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/scottish-family-offer-%C2%A350000-for-new-nanny-after-five-quit-in-a-year-because-of-haunted-house/ar-BBCCAai?li=AAmiR2Z&ocid=ientp

these people are offering 50k salary for a nanny for their house because they keep quitting cos the house makes weird noises n shit in the night. how does stuff like this even happen? i swear at night my house makes some weird ass noises which don't even sound like small animals.
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People on drugs I reckon.
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Infrasound, barely perceptibly canted floors, the unquiet dead, placebo effect....
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Infrasound, barely perceptibly canted floors, the unquiet dead, placebo effect....


Came here to say infrasound, crazy phenomenon. Heard of a haunted tower block that was only a few years old, turns out there's a highway/motorway about half a mile away with an overpass that vibrates at a super low frequency when high volumes of traffic are using it, the shape of the overpass was acting like a giant speaker throwing all the infrasound waves straight at this tower block which was tripping everyone inside the fuck out

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Exposure to gas leaks can lead to altered states of mind (fear/agitation/discomfort) and can mess with your senses.
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Oh, that's interesting. Never heard that one before.
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Ghosts
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Usually gas leaks are responsible for all observed phenomena. Exposure to gas leaks can lead to altered states of mind (fear/agitation/discomfort) and can mess with your senses.

Oh, that's interesting. Never heard that one before.

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..., the unquiet dead,....

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You know, noisy deados.
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Various materials the house is made of expanding and contracting due to temperature changes throughout the day is another one that people conveniently forget when there are strange noises.

As for shit moving? I dunno, probably a glitch.
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#18
auditory hallucinations mostly
people hear all kinds of shit on their own, the house doesn't even have to be very old
you put a sane person in this room, shut off the lights, and they'll be freaking out after an hour

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auditory hallucinations mostly
people hear all kinds of shit on their own, the house doesn't even have to be very old
you put a sane person in this room, shut off the lights, and they'll be freaking out after an hour

Veritasium disproved this.
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auditory hallucinations mostly
people hear all kinds of shit on their own, the house doesn't even have to be very old
you put a sane person in this room, shut off the lights, and they'll be freaking out after an hour


do you have to be quiet when you go there, or can you sing
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Veritasium disproved this.


disproved what?
the room is quiet af, that's the only point i was making lol
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*rimshot*

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You know, with nearly every person on the planet now having 24 hour access to a video/audio recorder ( i.e. a smartphone) you would think we would now be flooded with actual clear evidence of miracles and supernatural events - odd how there  haven't been any...not even a single one.
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disproved what?
the room is quiet af, that's the only point i was making lol
He tried staying alone in a dark anechoic chamber for over an hour and felt perfectly fine.
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He tried staying alone in a dark anechoic chamber for over an hour and felt perfectly fine.


he must have been crazy from the start
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i hear you all about the infrasound n all, but it's almost dark out here in the farms atm and there was this scratching noise insie the walls, u guys r all wrong its definitely some fucked up ghost in my house man. infrasound doesn't scratch like that bro.
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i hear you all about the infrasound n all, but it's almost dark out here in the farms atm and there was this scratching noise insie the walls, u guys r all wrong its definitely some fucked up ghost in my house man. infrasound doesn't scratch like that bro.

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#31
I believe in spirits so i say ghosts are actually what make houses haunted.
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in all fairness, he went to the quiet room at BYU, in Utah, which is quiet but not as quiet as the one in Minneapolis
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so if you don't believe in ghosts, what actually causes the stories of moving furniture and smashed glasses? how do you guys explain it?.


Basically anything possible ever in the physical universe that could be able to smash glasses and move furniture. Anything is more plausible than ghosts, even quantum teleportation or a small black hole distorting spacetime or some shit.

Like, really, before saying a house is haunted convince your friends that it is the focus of a quantum entanglement 9th-dimentional rift. Much more likely to be true (and more badass)
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in all fairness, he went to the quiet room at BYU, in Utah, which is quiet but not as quiet as the one in Minneapolis
Ahh, maybe it's not conclusive then.
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so if you don't believe in ghosts, what actually causes the stories of moving furniture and smashed glasses? how do you guys explain it?

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/scottish-family-offer-%C2%A350000-for-new-nanny-after-five-quit-in-a-year-because-of-haunted-house/ar-BBCCAai?li=AAmiR2Z&ocid=ientp

these people are offering 50k salary for a nanny for their house because they keep quitting cos the house makes weird noises n shit in the night. how does stuff like this even happen? i swear at night my house makes some weird ass noises which don't even sound like small animals.

Too many drugs and an over active imagination
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Demons, but let's be realistic.
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#39
Remember that one guy who came here and was like "I took video of my basement and my furniture moved and my camera stopped and was flung across the room, what was it? Do you guys know?" and he made a really crappy "ghost" fly up in the camera just before shutting off? Lmao.

Edit: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1689217

That said, I do believe in ghosts. Mom said she caught me talking to what looked like my deceased great grandmother when I was a kid. >_>
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The house I lived in growing up was 150+ years old. It was housed by people who worked near the harbor. When my parents were remodeling the house, they found newspapers dating the late 1800s within the floorboards.

Growing up my sister and I would hear children laughing in the attic, the doors would randomly open by themselves, my whole family would hear footsteps going up the steps to the third story of the house when we were all together. The weirdest thing I ever had happen to me in my house was my family went to Florida for a week and when we came back I went to my room, only to find all my action figure toys standing up perfectly staring at my bedroom door when I walked in. Action figures that were barely ever played with and some that I even had difficulty propping up myself were standing perfectly looking towards my bedroom door.

I dont know if haunted houses exist or not, but there's weird shit out there.
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