#1
In this upcoming fathers day ,wish him the best and thank him for all he's done for you . Don't take that man for granted . Even if he's fucked up a couple times before , as long as he was there for you , consider yourself lucky . Some of us weren't lucky enough to have our fathers around . It doesn't necessarily make me sad that mine wasn't around but it almost makes me wonder what it would've been like , what we would've done together, and if I would've turned out " better ".

Be thankful for him , not just because of some stupid made up holiday. Always be thankful for what he did for you . There was times when my girl would bitch about her father , and I always remind her that he did and does so much for them . It's easier for a man to run away from his responsibility , if your dad stuck around , and fought for you . he's a real man . A true "father". Thank him and never take him for granted .
#3
okay
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#4
I'm glad my dad doesn't really care about holidays. I don't have to feel bad if I forget his birthday or whatever. He probably doesn't even know father's day was coming up (hell, even I forgot).
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#5
I'll play catch with you OP.
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#6
My dad's great*, but I probably won't see him for another three weeks or so.

I'll get him a few gifts tho, even tho he really doesn't care about things like father's day (and I'm 90% sure he'd forget his own birthday if it wasn't for my mom).

*like really, really fucking dad great
#8
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#9
Oh shit fathersday is coming up. Thanks for reminding me!
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in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


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#12
It takes more than being a good father to your kids to call yourself a man, TS. You best remember that.

Edit: In case you're curious.
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#13
ITT: Daddy Issues.
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#15
i dunno what i'm doing with my dad tomorrow.

we usually go to the movies, but there isn't shit to see right now (that one or all of us hasn't seen already)

wish i'd started my new job this week so i could afford to do something else.

i think i might just make him wait the two weeks until his birthday to actually do something.
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#17
My dad's a cunt
And that's my rational response
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#18
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I mean I could but then I would probably be about as disaappointed in you as mine is with me tbf.
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