Poll: How would a giraffe present itself at a job interview?
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#1
If giraffes wore neckties, would they wear them at the top of their neck or at the base?

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#2
where is their adam's apple (or giraffe analogue) located?

if they have one.
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#4
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is it going for business casual or a more formal look?
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where is their adam's apple (or giraffe analogue) located?

if they have one.
Google says they don't.
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#5
it depends on how far up the neck the shirt goes

I would tend to think not too high since it is hot in Giraffrica

plus a shirt with a turtleneck like that would be absurd

so second one for sure
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#7
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Where do you wear your tie, at the base of your neck or at the top? Where does your shirt end, at the base of your neck or at the top?

Once you answer those questions, you'll also answer the question about the giraffes
My shirts usually end at the base of my neck but then again I'm not a giraffe.
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#9
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Google says they don't.

In that case i gotta go with bottom.

Human peoples that wear ties right under their chin look ridiculous.

I actually saw some 5 foot tall dude yesterday with his tie just like that.

It looks silly.
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#10
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#14
depends on the shoes theyre wearing

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#16
Bowtie for the neck, tie for the shoulder area.
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#17
Normies wear it at the base, but the top makes a bolder statement about who you are as a giraffe.
#18
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Normies wear it at the base, but the top makes a bolder statement about who you are as a giraffe.
agreed

for a job interview it has to depend what they're after

if they just want a drone to order about and do simple tasks, the tie at the base just looks neater cause it doesn't dangle all over the place

if they want a go-getter, a firebrand, the tie at the top of the neck says you're a giraffe with pride in yourself and in 5 years you see yourself at the top of the ladder/neck
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#19
It looks better at the base. But they could always wear two ties and cover both areas. 
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#20
he neck too big for he gotdamn body
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#24
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Bowtie for the neck, tie for the shoulder area.
Interesting thought.
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It looks better at the base. But they could always wear two ties and cover both areas. 
True dat. Two birds with one stone and all.
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#25
False dichotomy.

They wear it halfway.
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#26
trick question

giraffes are blue collar workers and don't wear ties

their physiology lends itself to roofing or electrical companies
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#27
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trick question

giraffes are blue collar workers and don't wear ties

their physiology lends itself to roofing or electrical companies
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#28
Fun fact:
There were no cell phones when God made Giraffes, so instead of walking around in circles in his garden talking, he was just sitting there stacking vertebrae.
Then he was all, lol, oh shit, I'll call them Giraffes and pretend I totally meant to do that.
#29
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False dichotomy.

They wear it halfway.
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#30
it should be at the top. fuc the logic about humans having it at the bottom. they don't wanna trip on their tie, and they don't want dogs chasing after it or lions biting it. it would be bad for the giraffe's career.
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#31
real talk wouldn't the polite thing be to just ask?
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#34
also if the plural of scarf is scarves then why isn't the plural of giraffe girarves 
#35
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yeah but where do they wear their scarves 
all the way along - they have extra long ones
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also if the plural of scarf is scarves then why isn't the plural of giraffe girarves 
because it's not spelled girarf although it should be
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#36
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real talk wouldn't the polite thing be to just ask?

i feel like this could potentially be taken the wrong way by a giraffe.

like asking a man with one leg and no prosthesis that fits a shoe what he does with his spare shoes.

sure he could be fine with the question, but there's at least a 50% chance he gets real mad.
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#38
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My shirts usually end at the base of my neck but then again I'm not a giraffe.

Showing lots of skin, you little slut.
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#39
Honestly I think they're both valid for different attire
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