#1
lesbians claim not to like penises yet still sometimes pleasure themselves with dildo's which are conveniently shaped like penises


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#2
youve got em on the ropes now sonny
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#3
same reason gay guys say they don't like vaginas but sometimes pleasure themselves with other guys buttholes which are pretty much like vaginas
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