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#1
I just lost a long, cold war with a big one in the bathroom. I struck at it initially, missed, he ran to where i couldn't get him but he was cornered. After battling and prodding and poking every which way, somehow in the midst of all that he snuck away out of the corner, carefully along the wall behind the toilet, and made his way to the door. Now me, I hadn't noticed all of this, and having given up I turned to go out of the bathroom and saw him, mid-escape--a mad dash across the bathroom door. I made one plunge for him with my broom, a bare miss and he zigzagged into the deep darkness of the rest of the house. I frantically pulled out my phone flashlight but I can't find him anywhere GOD HELP ME
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#2
Remember, he's more scared of you than you are of him. Which is why he will panic and bite your dick off.
#3
Quote by Jackintehbox
Remember, he's more scared of you than you are of him. Which is why he will panic and bite your dick off.


Don't be stupid. Spiders can't bite your dick off.

Instead it will bite your dick and allow necrosis to do it's glorious thing.
#4
Spiders aren't scary, you guys are just sissies.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#5
Spiders in the bathroom were invented to prevent us from taking good water pressure and handheld shower heads for granted.
#6
leave the poor spiders alone
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#10
haveu ever meditated with a spider? u clearly need to bro. all they want is love
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#13
Rip OP. as you type, an army of angry arachnids is assembling around you, hidden in the darkest corners and recesses of your domicile, waiting... You can only remain vigilant for so long. Hour-by-hour, day-by-day, you will watch, but not see, growing ever wearier. A sinking feeling, a flash of shadow, trapped with the consequences of your own naive actions. Inevitably your defences will crumble. Your consciousness fleeing, just as your mind wishes you had fled back on that fateful first day; that you had shown mercy. But the merciless reap what they sow and as you lie back to slumber you will know that you are going to sleep for the last time. And you will be at peace.

Take a shot at a spider, you best not miss.
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#14
there's a spider in my soul
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#15
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Spiders aren't scary, you guys are just sissies.


this

i'm more scared of a cockroach being in bed with me than a spider tbh
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#16
Quote by k.lainad
this

i'm more scared of a cockroach being in bed with me than a spider tbh
legit, spotting a cockroach in my dorm when i was just hanging around there for a few months after i'd dropped out was enough to make me pack my shit up and leave immediately.

a can handle a spider even though i hate them. might just put me on edge if it gets away from me. also silverfish.

my roommate's reaction to being informed of the cockroach was a large factor in me leaving, too.

me: "there's a cockroach in here"
him: "oh." *goes back to playing video games in his bed, surrounded by trash*
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#17
Quote by Jackintehbox
Remember, he's more scared of you than you are of him. Which is why he will panic and bite your dick off.

I have the perfect image response to this and it kills me that I'll be perma'd if I post it
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#18
I was once messaging a friend and asked them to tell me a scary story.

As I was doing this a MOTHERFUCKING GIANT INSECT - I'm 90% sure it was a really big cricket, I didn't pause to make sure - calmly came and sat itself next to me on my mattress, looking directly at me with its huge eyes.

Swatted it away, spent a good few minutes making sure it was gone. 

I didn't insist on the scary story after that.
#19
Depending on where you live, I would be more concerned with whatever the spider eats than the spider.
#20
Quote by Spinnerweb
I was once messaging a friend and asked them to tell me a scary story.

As I was doing this a MOTHERFUCKING GIANT INSECT - I'm 90% sure it was a really big cricket, I didn't pause to make sure - calmly came and sat itself next to me on my mattress, looking directly at me with its huge eyes.

Swatted it away, spent a good few minutes making sure it was gone. 

I didn't insist on the scary story after that.
cave cricket maybe?

those things are freaky looking.
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#22
7/10 thread title edit
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And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#23
To whoever changed the title:

I love you
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#24
holy shit who did this.
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#25
Yeah I dunno, it's rude to do that. Abuse of powers etc,.
#27
Quote by ultimate-slash
When in doubt, just smack it as hard as you can
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#28
Quote by ultimate-slash
When in doubt, just smack it as hard as you can

Get as deep in the hole as you can manage, and really give it a battering.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#29
Quote by 33db
Yeah I dunno, it's rude to do that. Abuse of powers etc,.


Word.
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#30
Quote by 33db
Yeah I dunno, it's rude to do that. Abuse of powers etc,.

Indeed, according to several videos on pornhub, banging your stepsister is indeed an abuse of power.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#31
Quote by 33db
Yeah I dunno, it's rude to do that. Abuse of powers etc,.

Nah, this is a guitar forum with like 30 active members not a battleground for free speech. That shit's funny
#35
Quote by TheChaz
Nah, this is a guitar forum with like 30 active members not a battleground for free speech. That shit's funny

It starts with titles and escalates to comments and then....
#37
Can someone fill me in on this story?
Or is there no story to be told other than what TS filled?
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jun 20, 2017,
#40
Mod thread title edit of the year
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



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